even if im to late i have to say this granted but there are homless people living in it. I wish for immortal fish

0.o Granted but they eat you. I wish for bettas to get along!

granted but now they swing dance

I wish for more doctor who! :D

You got your wish, but it is in a native African language with no subtitles.

I wish for more video games.

granted but then they hate you granted but then you watch so much that you become a fat couch potato I wish for adorable furry cat ears and a tail

Granted but they're all Mister Mosquito in different languages

I wish for sushi

Granted but it has parasites. I wish for fried fish.

granted but your brain rots from playing so much

Granted then you explode

I wish for a pet rat

granted but then it pees acid on you i wish i spoke japanese

granted, but your grammar is terrible and your vocabulary only consists of 200 words

i wish i liked every song pandora played for me

Granted, but they start to play Justin Beiber.

I wish for a good day.

granted, but every day after that is terrible in comparison

i wish my HA's hair could be the same multi-color that the subeta HQ's hypothetical HA is

[does that even make sense?]

Granted but they're all rotten and moldy

I wish for food

granted, but you're not allowed to eat it

i wish i was never hungry

Granted, but you're always thirsty.

I wish I could go on a dream vacation.

granted, but after that vacation you never go on another

i wish i could cook well

Granted, you can cook well, but now you do everything else horribly.

I wish I was a cat-girl! :3

Granted, but animal control catches you.

I wish it would be overcast from 12 pm to 9 pm today

Granted but then it stays overcast for two weeks

I wish that I could escape from animal control