Granted but now all them farm animals overpopulate, and take over the world. I wish for a time machine.

Granted but now everyone is distracted with kittens I wish for happy people

Isn't it? :P

D;

I would buy it if I could afford it and if i knew where your shop was. I wish for sp

Granted but you it ruins the environment.

I wish it would be overcast EVERY other day in FL where I live.

haha gutter minds think alike.

granted but all the plants die and now the world dies. NICE WISH, NICE.

I wish for a coloring book

granted, but they are pink and sparkly~

I wish for an UNCOLORED, PUPPY THEMED coloring book kthnx

Granted, but they get greedy and continue to complain.

I wish for highlights in my hair

Granted, but then they all choke and die on the lollipops, turn into zombies, and take over the world while killing every living thing.

I wish my cat could fly.

[edit] Crap, late there. Granted, but the chemicals they use to put in the highlights washes your brain out completely so that all you can do is sit and drool ...I'll sue them for you, though :D

baahhh must shave my head

granted, but now they are just invisible and continue to hold up their signs

i wish the house was 2 stories

Granted, but then it all falls down on top of you D:

I wish my room was a darker green.

granted but it makes your room look 100x smaller i wish my room was bigger

How devious!

Granted, but not everyone is obsessed with you, and tries to spit on you. I wish I could be a puppy for a dat

psshh i would bite them.

Am I one of them? :o granted but you kill your mother in the process

no. i refuse to grant an unstated wish =P

i wish that my team could win a game (0-5 so far)

Granted, but then they lose every game after that.

I wish I wasn't dyslexic :/

Granted, but you get Adhd instead

I wish I could be happy for one day

Granted, but you're so happy that you act entirely different and you creep everyone (you know) out

I wish that my friend would write more of her story.

Granted but she casts you as a character and kills you off! I wish I didn't have to go to New York next week.

Granted, you have to go today. I wish I didn't forget again to post my wish.

Granted, but its really stupid and it kills the thread.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.