News Archive: Week 21, 2016

Red Riding Hood was really appreciative of your help in battling that little wolf cub thief last month and getting her cape back. She's turning it into a skirt because capes are so last season. She was supposed to go visit her grandma but she really wants to finish this skirt, and don't you know she's only 13 years old? What business does a 13-year-old have going through a dark and spooky forest? It's probably full of predators and things that will hurt her. You should go in there instead. You have weapons, right?



Grab Into the Woods from the Cash Shop if you think you’re up to the challenge of defeating an entire forest!

The Little Reds Hideaway Map retires on June 1st!

The second and final Hydragellos has fallen, and the smaller gelatins have admitted defeat and scattered! Congratulations to , who got the final blow against the terrifying beast, and thank you, everyone, for making Subeta safe again! I will have prizes for everyone who participated in the final battles just as soon as I finish cleaning up the gelatin that's splattered all over my shop.

Also, when you boast to your friends about your heroics here today, make sure to mention your good friend Kain the Courageous, whose strategic screaming and cowering were obviously intended to trick the monster into a false sense of security so that the rest of you could get a few hits in. You're welcome.

The second Hydragellos is here, and it's even more nightmarish than the first! Brave warriors, head to the battlefield and squish this monster!

(I feel like my heroics during the first battle overshadowed your valiant efforts, which was unfair of me, so I'm going to do the kind thing and sit this one out. If anyone needs me, I will most definitely not be cowering in my underground shelter, crying while rocking back and forth.)

Thanks mostly to my valiant efforts, and a little help from you lot -- especially , who managed the final blow when I got distracted for a second -- Hydragellos has fallen! Unfortunately, I've been informed that a second Hydragellos is on its way. Based on its current velocity and mass, it should reach the battlefield at around 6 am!

(If any of you saw me running around the battlefield screaming, I was not actually scared. I can see how you'd be mistaken due to the look of absolute terror on my face, but I was just trying to get the monster's attention so that he'd leave all of you alone. You're welcome.)

Are you more of a Mellow or Able when it comes to these new Delish Lines?

The Hydragellos, king of the gelatins, bringer of nightmares, is here! Quick, everyone, rush to the battlefield and turn this hideous monster into a puddle!

...Me? Um, I'm right behind you. I'm certainly not going to barricade my shop door and hide in the closet under a big pile of shields. Never. Not me.

What will you grab from this Token Shop restock?

Good as new, really!

This weekend happens to be bonus weekend for the Cash Shop! If you buy Cash Shop Credits this weekend with Braintree/Paypal (Emerald-Encrusted Trinket Box) or Stripe (Decorative Emerald Peacock), you'll get one of these awesome items plus 15% bonus credits on top of your purchase. The bonus weekend will end at 3pm on Monday!

I thought I'd seen everything, and then giant gelatin tortoises showed up.



And they brought wizard lizards with them? Gelatins that can do MAGIC? This is just great.

Earn your stripes with a pair of these revamped pants!

Wizard Quests is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

Ernessa the Glacier Pherret has won the Pet Spotlight!

The Terrornia items will retire from the <a href=https://subeta.net/cashshop.php?act=items>Cash Shop on June 1st!

I just heard people yelling, "The golems are coming! The golems are coming!" What the heck is a gol...oh.

Frameshift the Custom Common Experiment has won the Pet Spotlight!

Oh great, now they can FLY.




I have a feeling that more challenging gelatins are on the way! Prepare for their arrival with these boosters from the Cash Shop. They’ll be available until June 1st!

With Babette’s cub on the way, why not try one of these delicious new recipes?

Remembered the Custom Arid Paralix has won the Pet Spotlight!

Does anyone else hear that gross wet, squishy soun-