Ahoy, me hearties! It\'€™s that time o\' year again when we be comin\' bearin\' trade. Our cabins are full o\'many things t\' show ye collected from our wide an\' perilous travels. Well, those o\' us who ain\'€™t runnin\' inns, or gettin\' drunk anyway!
O\' course, we be bringin\' back some special items that we\'ve had in past years - ain\'t no bother t\' us t\' \'ave ye part wit\' yer gold again! But alongside that, we got plenty o\'new trinkets fer ye t\' behold. \'n we\'ve had a bit o\' a shift around in Port Plunder - we\'ve gone \'n moved our 10-day
Tradin\' Company into Th\' Pirate Bay\'s old buildin, seein\' as \'twas barely bein\' used, wha\' wit\' it bein\' from such a bygone era. \'n ye can now get straight t\' the sleepin\' cabins o\'th\'Rathskellar without havin\' t\' bypass th\' shop! Thar be no bypassin\' Babette though...
T\' get ye started wit\' th\' pirate spirit,
be \'avin\' this wee token o\' me affection. I promise it don\'t be an omen fer yer own ships...