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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!
Warning! I advise everyone not to wander alone at night. If it is necessary that you leave your house, I suggest going with as many friends as you can.
We are starting to see violence coming from people at the height of the infection. I recently saw a citizen running at me with a hole straight through their chest.
Again, I will continue to bring you up to date news. Stay protected!
News Archive: Week 6, 2009
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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!
I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.
We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.

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Congratulations to ravenbat for winning a Potion of Purity in the Potion Lottery!
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Three cute dresses for 100 Cash Shop Credits in the <a href=/cashshop.php?act=items>Cash Shop</a>!
Just an update to the wardrobe code -- it should work in Internet Explorer (6,7 and 8) now, without a problem.
However, Opera is still a problem, that probably won't be fixed anytime soon. The issue is something that we can't fix, and is a bug in the opera engine. It has been resolved in the newest version of Opera, that is still in Beta. We will keep you updated!
<center>[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer]<br /> <img src=http://images.subeta.net/val_doclockheart.gif></center> <br /><br /> Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you! <br /><br /> You can find my wide range of viral medication in the <a href=/explore/milcenter.php>Millionaire Center</a>, ranging in price! <br /><br /> <span style="color: ">Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.</span>
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Hello, I am Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the groundbreaking Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center!
Overnight we had dozens of reports of residents being transferred directly to the hospital psychological ward.
Doctors for these hospitals have said that there is extremely isolated variations of the current flu virus going around, and these citizens have had pre-existing conditions that pushed them to this level.
The head doctor of the Subeta National Hospital right here in Centropolis issued this statement to channel 5 news.
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Citizens, we are not in a crisis and there is no need to panic. We are laboring around the clock to find a cure to this virus, however we are still confident that it is not severely hazardous. If you are feeling under the weather, we advise taking the day off from work and resting.
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The <a href=/explore/healer.php>healer</a> is now able to show if you are infected, and show you at the base level what you're infected with for those of you confused.
Sadly, she doesn't have a cure :(

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Congratulations to kic42 for winning a Bloodred Potion in the Potion Lottery!
<center></center> <br /><br /> Hello, I'm Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date information! I've joined sources with the <i>groundbreaking</i> Subeta Tribune, which is known for its hard-hitting stories! You can find the newest Special Edition at the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Free Gift</a> center! <br /><br /> While the number of citizens infected is on the rise, doctors stick to the same script they gave us this morning. <br /><br /> This is a rather uncomfortable, new, strain of the everyday cold and although it does seem to be stronger than the usual flu bug, there is nothing to worry about... <br /><br /> Well, you can color this newscaster skeptical!
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Earlier today the top doctors of Subeta were distributing masks to help prevent the spread of the (unharmful!) flu making the rounds. They were quickly cleared out of all free masks, but are now selling a few in the <a href=/explore/ticenter.php>Token Shop</a>!
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Candy Hearts have appeared on user profiles, make sure to grab a bunch! You never know what they will be good for.
Love and hearts have been spotted almost all across subeta. Someone mentioned they saw a new heart filled sticker at the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/explore/blackheart.php">Blackheart Hollow</a>. Is anywhere safe from these hearts? :(

A new trivia question has been added!
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Hello, I'm Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date news!
The immediate supply of masks has been depleted, and instead you can now get this Special Issue of the <a href=/explore/gift.php>Subeta Tribune</a>!


It looks as though the <a href=/explore/caves_quest.php>Gypsies of Atebus</a> can now bless your malticorns, and their blessings on your paralixes have a slightly different effect than before!
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Hello, I'm Titania McGee with the channel 5 news, your BEST source for up to date news!
The fast acting Medical Association of Subeta has acted, and is now handing out <a href=/explore/gift.php>free</a> Doctor's Masks to anyone who is susceptible to the airborne flu being passed around.
The head of the association has assured me that these masks do decrease the chance of being infected!
Just a note on the new <a href=/wardrobe.php>wardrobe</a>. It is currently not working in Opera, and some people have claimed issues with it in Internet Explorer.
We are working to fix these issues, but for the time being I suggest using <a href=http://www.getfirefox.com>Firefox</a> or <a href=http://www.apple.com/safari>Safari</a> :)