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I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.

We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gvantsa
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how does the infection spread? o_o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by puppydog633
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man i wanted be infected so badly XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Come On Bite Me If Yo Dare...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DeathsPoison
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awe! I so wanna get sick >_< but its looking like I wont be this makes me sad

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Daighnaulte
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Hmm How long do we keep these polka dots?O_o Going to bite some one now.haha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Ugh, simply minding my own, and now im infected >.< Now I tell you, what justice is this!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

??? the only thing i can come up with regarding these odd cases would be rabid vampires!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Naughty
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No panic here, I have found my HAPPY place!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JOJO
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Am I the only who doesn't want to get sick? D;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rex_974
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I didn't /bite/ anyone, at least that I can remember.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BubblyBear13
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i just got the event that said I'm getting sick

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Perchance, might there be a new pet color on the horizon?

-still ok so far-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GameCubeGirl
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...refreshed so much i didnt even see but O_O:

Oh No! I could feel you coming, this is a strange virus. Below is a view of what you look like at the moment..

WOOOO!!! XD cough x_x

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IcyMist
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Aw, not infected yet. ):

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by X_starlight_neko_X
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this is the coolest event XD I don't want to take any cure i want to see what happen except the little hearts that some people have i want those but other then that no.(I don't trust that doctor O_O nobody does XD)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katlamos
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Why is it so hard to get infected!!! /angst

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cj
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Lets see....loads up BFG Got the BFG, got the tight attire...got the chocolate supply...im ready *ka-chink!*aim

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

This hurts, man...-scratches face- :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GameCubeGirl
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-wants infected- ;_;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kenjaku
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:C Infection plz.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by mmmh81
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cough I hope level 5 is as bad as it can get. scratch

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tonne
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I just got the Love Leopard last night and I'm finally at stage 2! I hope i turn into some lovesick zombie xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kamikaze
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Yayy I'm infected now -giggle-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

lol neither do i! X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thanatoast
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sakjdkjasdl I STILL don't have a disease XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

yuck, and your body! X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Poukibear
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I've got the cure... cover your face!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

sorry halleton, can't help you there, just don't bite me or any of us other innocent people! X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Halleton
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The rash on my chest has gotten a bit out of hand...

Oh lord, my lung is falling out--

Help

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wolfmyth
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It's like 28 days and 28 weeks later... bares teeth

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TERRORYAKI
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Any achievements that come along with the heart cutty disease?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Distroflives
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I wish I had the heart disease looking thing ;-; I've tried to get it all day

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lexiana
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I was half-hoping we would get to start biting people and spread infections :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Miraa
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I want to be healthy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Thanks for all the Newspapers, Itzybitzy really needs this knowledge about the Love Epidemic! ^.^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LION
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I want to be inffeeecccteddd ;3;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Not_Sir
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Mmmm...newspaper

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aline
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Darn, I'm not biting! I'm licking! It's different!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

haha! i'm glad im not the only peron who thinks that! X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SillyCat81
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Yes Dr Lockheart IS smexy! I cant argue that...hes just so mesmerizing that I forgot to read the small print! lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

looks at chest Atleast now I know why there's this huge cut on my chest?! O.O;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kel
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Yay, I think my heart is about to jump off my body, literally! _

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

didn't you read the small print? it doesn't really work too well. X3 that dr needs a dr! XD though he is hot. <3 yeah, im smitten!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SillyCat81
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I dont wanna be bitten anymore lol I want my pretty Dr Lockheart Amoricide syringe and my pretty pink/purple face back! How comes my medicine wore off but I still gots mah disease?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

lol why would you lot want it? just for the acheivement? i don't think it's worth it! X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Merry
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Keith... staff... I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Valentine's Day turned into a zombie epidemic? Best fuckin' holiday EVER. I'm so dang excited to see what happens. I hope I'll be able to get internet on V-day.

gnaws on arm

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fuzzyone
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Still not infected....must stay away from woman eaters...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kamikaze
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lol I really need to get bitten LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

oh lord! nobody bite me! i'm a gentle soul! i bruise easily! O.o'

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