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News Archive: Week 46, 2005




This is it! Can Keith save Subeta? Read on!



"I'm tired of these games!" King Keith shouted. "This dragon has destroyed my kingdom and tore my military apart."

"But your majesty," Jack replied, "We need every bit of help possible, and the Colonel just resigned! Now what?"

"I'm going to find that monster," Keith said, "...and teach him a thing or two. It's time Subeta sees the true power of its king!"

As Keith stormed off to find Advarsel, Blake spoke.

"I need to find Colonel Awesome, he shouldn't be too far."

"You go do that, Blake, for all I know, Keith may be in trouble."

They nodded at each other and raced off to find the superpowers. It didn't take more than an hour to find Colonel Awesome, radioing his regiment.

"Sir," Blake begged, "Must you fight with the king now? We need you guys to work together!"

"There will be no working together," Colonel Awesome replied. "The Armada and I are leaving Subeta and we're not telling anyone where. That stubborn brat can rule without me interfering now."

The ground shook beneath them, and there was Advarsel, gazing down at them.

"You two," Advarsel spoke, "WHERE IS YOUR LEADER?"

"WHAT?" Blake shouted. "Advarsel can speak to humans?!"

"Right here," Keith interjected, wand out. "I've had it with you destroying my home. For that, I'm going to destroy you!"

The sky turned to darkness as Keith's eyes turned into a hue of saffron. His wand and hand began to cast as spell as Blake and Jack (who finally found Keith) stared in excitement. The spell grew more powerful by the second. Now an electrical sphere, more than 50 feet in diameter, was in Keith's control.

"Oooh, a fireworks show," Colonel Awesome said.

"SAFFRON SURGE!" Keith shouted, as a blast of electricity was thrown at Advarsel. The dragon disappeared within the yellow haze. As the light faded, Advarsel reappeared.

"IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, YOUR MAJESTY?" Advarsel laughed as he grabbed Keith and held him in front of his face, "I don't know if you have noticed, but my powers surpass the gods. There is no way you can kill me with your magic and cute little costume."

"What ...do you want from ...us?" Keith asked.

"Make me the king and deity of Subeta," Advarsel replied. "If you stop wasting my time, I may not kill you. Refuse now, and I WILL kill you."

"Sir!" Jack shouted to Colonel Awesome, "You have to help him! Keith's in trouble."

"Actually," Colonel Awesome said, "Let them keep going. Let's see if Keith really as strong as he says he is."

"Well..." Advarsel spoke again, waiting for Keith's reply.

"Kill me if you want, you're not taking Subeta. Over my dead body." Keith said.

Colonel Awesome saw the regiment approach.

"Attack the monster now!" he ordered.

The aircraft starting firing at Advarsel. The dragon lost grip of Keith as he turned and was thrown through an open window. Luckily, he landed on a bed in one room, scaring the inhabitants inside.

"Sorry guys," Keith told them.

As missiles were being fired at Advarsel, Colonel Awesome looked up at the attack in frustration. "This isn't working! Retreat, retreat!" Colonel Awesome ordered.

Advarsel growled at them and backed away. "I'M GOING TO FIND YOUR GODDESS AND TAKE HER OUT FIRST. MAYBE YOU'LL BE LESS RESISTANT AFTER SHE'S DEAD. I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU LATER!"

He shot up into the sky and disappeared.

"He must be going to the Sacred Lands to challenge Shinwa. If Shinwa dies, Subeta's magical source does as-"

He received a transmission and turned to Blake.

"You know those destroyed tablets you found? My team finally put the pieces together, but they can't make out the final portion of the text."

"...But I can," smiled Blake. "Why?"

"Apparently," Colonel Awesome said, "the Krypts are linked to Advarsel."





STORY ARCHIVES

ACT ONE: The Trouble Begins

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Scene IV
Scene V

ACT TWO: The Legend Comes to Life

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Scene II
Scene III
Scene IV
Scene V





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Ever since Advarsel emerged from the ground the tremors Subeta had been feeling have stopped. The Millionaire Center has moved all its stock back to its old premises and is reopened for business. During the chaos they managed to find some old stock, and also lose some of the new stock, so you might notice a few changes.

Also, the water levels at the beach have fallen, and it is now accessible again. And the fishing lake has filled back up.

Now if only we could work out how to stop Advarsel from trampling everything ;)

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A new and easy trivia has been added!



The Montre revamp has been uploaded!

Winter is coming (it's already freezing cold!), so the Clothing Rack decided it's time for the Subetians to buy some mittens to keep their little hands warm! :)

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Keith's Birthday items that were restocking in the Holiday Shop have finally retired.



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The Donation Page is back online, and you should be able to purchase gold accounts, and items from it again.

Also, the shop codes have been rewritten to use words instead of letter/number combinations.

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Advarsel rose from the ground and headed towards the destroyed Centropolis.

"We have to split up," Jack said. "I'll find the king... you go find the colonel and prepare the army, Blake."

"Right," Blake said, as a chopper hovered over him.

"...A HELICOPTER?!" shouted Jack. "All this time, you had a helicopter, and refused to say anything?"

"Well, you were busy rambling about how you messed up the planet, I didn't care to. I'll meet you in the Centropolis courtyard, have fun getting there by foot!"

As Blake took off, Jack noticed something approach him. It was his Cadogre, one unlike any other.

"You found me just in time, Spark!" he said happily. "Come on, let's go to Centropolis."


Blake arrived at the Arctic Frost, home of the colonel's base and the developing Armada's 'Genesis'. It wasn't before long until someone approached him on a snowmobile.

"Blake Steele?" the figure asked. "What brings you all the way up here?"

"Subeta needs help from the military... there's the monster... Centropolis... we need help. Who can I talk to?"

"Me, of course," the mysterious man said. "I'm Colonel Awesome, leader of the Subetian military. And I've already dispatched the troops... it would be rather stupid of me to not notice, wouldn't it? If that's why you came up here... well, you've wasted your time."

"Well, not only that," Blake said. "I hear you have the technology to help me translate the tablets I found in the Krypts... you have the sources, or so I've heard."

"Yes," Colonel Awesome said. "I'll send you the data we got from the Hyperion's feed."

"Wait," Blake asked. "How do you know about the Hyperion?"

"We intercepted your feeds, of course," Colonel Awesome said brightly. "Well, we were on a roll until the feed died."

"...Well, don't just stand there," he said soon after. "Let's get to Centropolis and fight this monster!"


They arrived at Centropolis hours later, to what seemed to be an abandoned ghost town. ...No monster...

"Weird, where is everyone?" Blake asked.

"They're hiding," Colonel Awesome replied. "Look, fresh tracks from the monster, but where is-"

Advarsel popped up from the ground, startling the two heroes.

"HOLY-"


"-SHINWA!" Keith shouted. "Why isn't Shinwa helping us?"

Jack sighed. "I don't think she can this time. The monster may be too strong. Which is why we're using the military to take it down."

"YOU'RE HAVING COLONEL AWESOME LEAD A WAR AGAINST ADVARSEL?" Keith asked. "Only Shinwa can help us!"


Back in Centropolis, Colonel Awesome and Blake stood in fear. Something came to Advarsel's mind, which made him burrow underground.

Blake and Colonel Awesome looked at each other, and they both let go of each other instantly.

"No one's going to know... and no one's going to find out," Colonel Awesome said coldly as he brushed past Blake.


Back at Keith's courtyard, Blake, Jack, Keith and Colonel Awesome exchanged ideas.

"So, how do we get rid of this dragon?" Jack asked.

"With the help of magic and Shinwa," Keith suggested. "She's save us like she did a millennium ago."

"Magic won't work," Colonel Awesome interrupted. "We're going to have to take it down some other way."

"Want to go after it with guns, eh colonel?" Keith growled. "One problem- this dragon has the power of the Subetian deities!"

"Casting spells on it isn't going to work, Keith!"

"Your ideas don't always work," Keith spat back. "Think outside of the box for once!"

"I ought to pack you in a box," Colonel Awesome replied, as Jack and Blake stood in confusion. "You're such a stubborn boy, living in this magical world. Shinwa can't help us this time! ...Or she would have a long time ago!"

"Call me a boy again, and I will have you removed from the Subetian Army," Keith threatened.

"I'll remove myself, thanks," Colonel Awesome said. "I'm better off elsewhere."

As Colonel Awesome departed from King Keith's courtyard, Jack and Blake turned to each other, all hope lost.

"Subeta's done for..."





STORY ARCHIVES

ACT ONE: The Trouble Begins

Scene I
Scene II
Scene III
Scene IV
Scene V

ACT TWO: The Legend Comes to Life

Scene I
Scene II
Scene III
Scene IV

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