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News Archive: Week 40, 2005


Whoops!



It seems that the Appliance shop forgot to release these snazzy new Light Bulbs when they started selling those fancy flashing lamps last week.

The situation has been rectified, and the manager of the shop extends his apologies for anyone who was inconvenienced by the mixup.




MINOR TREMORS FELT AROUND SUBETA

Just recently, geological activity has been occuring around Subeta. Minor tremors have been felt at almost every location, from the Arctic Frost to Riverside Valley.

Jack Cardale assures the Subetian public that there is nothing to worry about.

"The tremors everyone felt recently is normal activity. Although I can't explain this strange phenomenon, it is nothing to fret over. Just carry on with your lives and the tremors should cease."

However, there are reports of widespread panic in populated cities, like Centropolis. Citizens appear to be stocking up on supplies such as food, water, and vital equipment including batteries, and so on.

We will post more information once it is found out.

-Subeta Tribune


Shiny AND delicious!



Does one of your pets consistently complain about rough, chapped lips? Well, Deluxe Inc. (one of the Grooming Parlour's suppliers) has come out with a fancy line of Deluxe Lipshines that is not only moisturizing, but also quite shiny! @


Brrrr! -shiver-



Owners of Cybills will be pleased to know that there are several new weapons restocking at The Weapons Arsenal just for them!

...is that a FISH? o_o