MINOR TREMORS FELT AROUND SUBETA

Just recently, geological activity has been occuring around Subeta. Minor tremors have been felt at almost every location, from the Arctic Frost to Riverside Valley.

Jack Cardale assures the Subetian public that there is nothing to worry about.

"The tremors everyone felt recently is normal activity. Although I can't explain this strange phenomenon, it is nothing to fret over. Just carry on with your lives and the tremors should cease."

However, there are reports of widespread panic in populated cities, like Centropolis. Citizens appear to be stocking up on supplies such as food, water, and vital equipment including batteries, and so on.

We will post more information once it is found out.

-Subeta Tribune

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I think I know what is going on. I might keep it to myself though until I have more facts. This is going to be a pretty neat plot. That's for sure.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

NOO! We are going to die! Runs in panic

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Violet_Vibes
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Darned earthquakes. Shaking up my cherry coke. shakes fist at tectonic plates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chomoko
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FAIRY FLOSS! -screams and runs away-

Takigi: Erm...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

oOo that reminds me of a big one in California, my cat was acting like she was crazy and we had a 7.3 earthquake... I hid under the table the WHOLE day. xP

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

OH NOES
I knew the pets could sense our doom (explains all the pet maulings recently. They have psychic powers x3). Let us flee on a giant inner tube to the land of cola and candyfloss! To Freedom! runs off laughing hysterically Wheee! x3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

We shall have to flee to another world :O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

-hides behind giant newpaper-
They'll never get me here. ^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Brenton
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-hides-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chomoko
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It was probably just... Takigi's... er... gas.

Or not. o__o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kamikaze_Dragon
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Don't worry! I have a plan to save Subeta! Umm.... er... (flails!!!)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dhuman
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First the pets and now this. Were all in trouble, and only this old sea captain knows how to save us...but I'm not a Sea Captain

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

DOOOOOOOM!!! builds a bomb shelter and stockpiles burritos and cola

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

didn't feel anything
not sensible, though

Samusa: Ok, she was sleeping during the earthquake, n only woke up three hours later to come ask me why she was out of her bed... ¬¬

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

um...ok, lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Oi
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:O What is going on!? -build bomb shelter-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cydewinder
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Oh noes! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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