<center><img src=http://subeta.net/images/newsreporter_titania.gif></center> <br><br> Hello, I'm McGee with Channel 5 Action News, your BEST source for up to date information. <br><br> In a followup to my <a href=/news/8140>recent reporting</a>, I have obtained an interview with , holy man and leader of the Omen Islands. <br><br>

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How terrible. We would never commit such an unspeakable act!
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I must admit, I am deeply offended that you would take the word of a drunken pirate over that of a holy man. And if that weren&;t bad enough, a drunken pirate who has kidnapped guests of our party. When have we held you here against your will? What have we done to you to make you distrust us so easily?
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These same pirates have terrorized us for years, and take delight in attacking our citizens. Why, even humble , a common fisherman and no threat to their ways, was blindly attacked and scarred. And great has earned his honor by defending our home from these buccaneers.
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Perhaps my brother was right when he said it was wrong to invite outsiders to our celebration - In his madness, there is a perfect moment of clarity, it seems - You will never understand us.
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Next year, I think I will not be so eager to invite you back.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyle
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I am still on the islander side as they haven't given me any reason to distrust them. Pirates on the whole are untrustworthy.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Florrosada12
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I think i know what the pirates mean by final offering.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blastoise
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island

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ichigo777
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I'm defiantly a pirate changes her avie. I'll take the side with swords and cannons over the people with the sharpened sticks and rocks any day! Fire away!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Morticia
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And what about ladies the pirates took? Are they allright? How can a bunch of drunken pirates protect them? There are others who are far more qualified to protect them.

I am wondering what the final offering is. I still haven't heard anything about it. Only speculations. Could the holy man reveal that to us. My pets are getting jumpy and my avatar is already sharpening his weapons. Better save than sorry was his explenation.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Hmm, an inebriated pirate who speaks freely, or a ‘holy man’ who had time to come up with an alibi and yet gave us a bunch of bullocks and slandered us. :/ Somehow I see myself siding with the pirates at this time.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chook_865
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Waiting!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tennyo
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Nooo please invite us back I never believed the pirates!

Granted it doesn't mean I believe you either but still!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dooreatoe
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I have no reason to distrust someone purely because they live on an island. I do, however, have every reason to distrust a group of people dedicated to stealing, raping, kidnapping, etc. and lol at all the "well pirates get wenches", it's not like that island doesn't have ladies on it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dancehavok
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Hmmm... I don't know if people will read the comments now, but... If there is sacrifice/death involved, (IF! Don't get offended.) I will gladly be it. Why? Because I will come back as a ghost, and continue my usual lurking. And haunt Matlal, because I can. So, yeah. (I am the weakest link, goodbye!)

The other characters should get involved...Maleria shall spread chaos, Dr. Asmodeus will take notes, Pete will eat all the pinneapples, and the Old Wizard shall get new tribal panties. You know he wants them. It'll be the Ultimate Showdown of Subetean Destiny. Now, if only Chcuk Norris was to get involved...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mackenzi
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Way to be a complete jerk and blame us for the pirate attacks. 8( I was all gonna join the Islander's side if there was an islander vs. pirate event.

Whatever, I agree with Super. Pete always knows the answer.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by boo_347
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>.> I think Pete needs to get involved

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by stereo_waltz
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We will protect the island! I've got your back, Kaha!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

PFFF pirates get wenches, what do you islanders get? ;3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I'm still with the islanders. Til the end!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Peaches_822
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ISLANDER LIES

WE PIRATES'll SEND GIVE YE WHAT YE DESERVE FER SUCH TREACHERY

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by gemajgall
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Please, let it not end tonight. I was away on vacation for 5 days. I need 24 more hours. Please. Please?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by marillgirl
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EMMA!!!!!!! CHARITY!!!!!!!!!AMY!!!!!!!!! T_T

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IceMistress
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I'll just be a damsel. Maybe then someone could save me. Whoever catches me first is the winner (go on, pirates and islanders, have a field day)!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DealWitchIt
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Laughs That works too, but then we would never finish the plot then.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SeriousGreen
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The truth is always somewhere in the middle...methinks the pirates' grey cells have been pickled by too many rum toddies and the islanders' Big Kahuna may be a leaf or two short of a grass skirt. Solution: Ship Capt. Jacques and Kahaleitzli off to Anger Management Class while Channel 5 flies in Survivor Host Jeff Probst to sponsor a new reality TV show with the pirates and islanders entitled, "Do You Believe In Omens?"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DealWitchIt
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I'm concerned about them... and a drunk pirate might exactly not be the best people for them to be in the hands of, but until you show all the undecided folks here the offering I won't be satisfied... and show us what is actually going on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Socialist
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Please, the pirates just want to fuck up our NPCs.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glitter
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Javvy wins 10 Internets!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Courtesy
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P.S.

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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?

Hate to break it you, but from what I understand about pirates it's pretty safe to say they aren't so virtuous by now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nymph_453
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I'm not taking a side, Pirates don't taste good and the islanders can probably use voodoo on me shudders and shuffles away

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Courtesy
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>:C Yeah well who needs you.

Stupid uppity islanders; you're just jealous because pirates get all the wenches while you fruitcakes sit around all day painting each others faces.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by [NPC] Kahaleitzli
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Side with the pirates, if you must (and may you reap what you have sown), but why is no one concerned about these kidnappings?

Are you all so heartless that you would sit here an argue while some of your own are in danger? Do you not worry for the virtue of these young ladies who are now in the company of pirates?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tonne
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I'm for the islanders! Pirates are known for lying and stealing

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Faun_171
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Why isn't Sebastian Phoenix taking his diplomatic ass over this subject? I mean, it's happening in his planet, he should take matters, instead of just taxing people.

Perhaps the Dictator has already decided to back one side. Down with the tyranny! For the High Seas!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Factory
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Islanders, I am one of. Welcome Pirates, this is war. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nymph_453
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I hope the zombies can still visit the island, we understand what it is to be judged for our customs :p

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

Hmm... but he never mentioned what the "final offering" was...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aquabreeze
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The plot thickens!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aline
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Why isn't Sebastian Phoenix taking his diplomatic ass over this subject? I mean, it's happening in his planet, he should take matters, instead of just taxing people. As I said before, my sacrificial offer stays. I prefer to sacrifice myself to stabilish peace than to live in a place that's nearing a war.

Also, pirates should stop stealing the gold trinkets we throw at the sea.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ARU
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Not only did the Islanders give us colorful face paintings and nice little trinkets from the ocean, but also a plethora of achievements. Sorry Pirates, but I'm with the Islanders on this one. After all, the Pirates haven't given us squat (yet).

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DoomQueen
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Everyone, welcome to Survivor.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zel
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Ye savages ain't winnin' over everyone. T' lads an' lassies can think for themselves an' some of 'em see what be goin' on. An' it'll be an icy day in Hell when t' lads an' lassies of t' Jolly Roger give up on ye, aye!

Good on ye men an' women o' t' Freyalise. I'd offer ye rum if I had it.

An' to ye who ain't believin' them "good fer nothin'" pirates: THERE BE A REASON T' ISLAND'S CALLED OMEN. Ask onna t' islanders why an' they be all quiet-like t' ye "outsiders".

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sensuous
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Islanders. -snort-

Dey 're 'da ones 'o invited us in 'da first place. NEV'R TRUST 'N ISLAND'R.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Senua
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; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Screw islanders and pirates. I'm going as a astronaut.

XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kazefiend
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I wouldn't trust a holy man as far as I could throw him.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nyaochan
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Haha...I'm so confused...XP

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by WolfieWU
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I vessel full o' lasses? Take me aboard!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DealWitchIt
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I like the pirates a lot. They are pretty awesome and I'll side with them... For some reason the idea of sacrificing pretty young women isn't a new one... The islanders are becoming the bad guys of this whole thing... and when they ban us from the festivities I'll be happy.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yallinga
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'long as deris bod-ees for 'lingaz dinna. She mind not who win.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Veser
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I be thinkin' they're be no Omen Islander festival next year? I dare to say it was fun. But I be beliveing the Cap'n, I don' think Merena gets her good looks from th' sea wat'r. They be givin' her youne lasses and she most likely sucks the youth outta of 'em or somehtin' why do ye thin' she was banished by th' Oracle?

Also this news post makes them Islanders sound even more like Sissy landlubbers!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaiyo
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I wonder whats going to happen. o.o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kougs
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These here islanders be jus' tryin' t' trick ye. They be so "good" an' "holy" that nay one would suspect them o' any wrongdoin'.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

The islanders sound like a bunch of babies

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LizardLady
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I am still undecided :-/

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