Your mother always warned you not to eat too many sweets as a child. You just couldn't listen, could you? She told you about the way your teeth would rot and you just chuckled and went about your merry way, stuffing your gleeful face with the delectable sugars and candies. You laughed at her stories about ... about the Evil Pie.

Until one day the Evil Pie showed up. Until it showed up and ... and ...
... we don't talk about that.

And now you sit up at night, flinching at every sound, crying out every time something round and flakey-crusted and delicious moves in the corner of your eye. You haven't eaten sugar in weeks, but it just keeps following you. You see it everywhere now. It's even infiltrated your <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=37">stickers</a>, your <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=6">beanbags</a> and the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=24">cookies</a> you shakingly buy for your wizened, bitter old mother, now ...



They're everywhere.
Be on your guard. D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cara
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Ugh. This makes me miss Bob.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

So cute - let me at them!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Krynne
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These are awesome! I want them all!!!! And happy Birthday, Aaron/Kunfusion! Hope you get all the pie you want

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Faun_171
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I don't know you, Aaron, but happy birthday!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SophitiasDream
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OMG new items for my gallery O_O Thank you

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by xxxnyria
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Hilarious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RightSaidFred
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I'll need those for my gallery! NEED!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SuperCat
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lol, im just missing the cookie now XD thanks burning chance VM

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mech
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lol the sticker is cute

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Iason567
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The sticker is so cute!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

This. It is made of win. I can't even speak coherent praise, just... glee!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkyWolfAlpha
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OH TEH NOES. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?! I can do my part and collect the pie stickers. To, ya know, keep them from lurking elsewhere and scaring people.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Billy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lighthawk
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this is so adorably cuuute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by draithypie
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so.... I guess Evil Pie Minion will win the votes now... hehehe

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by johnathan
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ROFL! Awesome story.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kiarae
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Aw man, stuff I need for my gallery now!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tennyo
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I lol'd

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Immortal
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Yay for another new beanbag!

Evil pie goodness is good too lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dreamocracy
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I love that sticker.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ambition
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and i always thought it was the chocolate pies...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BIRDIE
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Now these are cute I want a evil pie gallery contemplates

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blastoise
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O~O this is the reason why i can't fall asleep at night people...IT'S THE PIES!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cream
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This is why I love subeta and its artists so much,I effing love pie and have a pie gallery,This is awesome sauce

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PaintedSavages
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Weak ... IMO. Is nothing against various or singular artists, just the concept bothers me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chook_865
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I'm on guard

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SparkieSharkie
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MUST GET STICKERRRRR!!! AHH

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rhino_loupe
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Why does Subeta correct my ironic lolspeak T^T

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rhino_loupe
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lolwhat

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aaron
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Are you serious? xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by crashingnightingales
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Ah, it's so adorably evil! I must get a slice of this evil pie! And happy birthday Aaron!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

OMG ADORABLE! ___

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lily
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Darn you.... flails finger Ugh. More stuff to must have. Ugh again.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by meii
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OH MY.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

I want to eat all of them :3 SO CUTE.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ryan
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How frigging cute, must get all

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blir
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Yay more pie items &hearts; c: These are awesome !

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Corgi
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Quote By Mario:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">... My mom never told me this, you liar. Happy birthday, Aaron!

Your mother must not love you enough to tell you

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tegu
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Oh my gosh D|

That sticker is amazing.

I want it -runs off to buy it-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GO PIE!!! >xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mario_272
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... My mom never told me this, you liar. Happy birthday, Aaron!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by paranoia
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AWwee! Happy birthday Aaron!

-screams and runs-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mirabel
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Happy birthday Kunfusion!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mary
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lolololol HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by o0_CareBear_0o
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Yay More Stickers.. Live The Other Stuff As Well... Also Happy Birthday AARON!! Hope You Have Many Happy And Healthy More To Come

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AdamRose444
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ahhhhhhhhhh

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glomey
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Oh that was so cute... though I don't think I'll get close to the pies.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HEiRESS
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XD, if you click any of the 8 aaron/evil pie minion/birthday billboards on the forums they all go to his profile so he's easy enough to figure out

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Meepsworth
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AARON. Happy Birthday! From a fellow EPM supporter.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SEA
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OH, Kunfusion! Happy birthday

I know who Kunfusion is. X;D Didn't know his real name.

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