Your mother always warned you not to eat too many sweets as a child. You just couldn't listen, could you? She told you about the way your teeth would rot and you just chuckled and went about your merry way, stuffing your gleeful face with the delectable sugars and candies. You laughed at her stories about ... about the Evil Pie.

Until one day the Evil Pie showed up. Until it showed up and ... and ...
... we don't talk about that.

And now you sit up at night, flinching at every sound, crying out every time something round and flakey-crusted and delicious moves in the corner of your eye. You haven't eaten sugar in weeks, but it just keeps following you. You see it everywhere now. It's even infiltrated your <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=37">stickers</a>, your <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=6">beanbags</a> and the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=24">cookies</a> you shakingly buy for your wizened, bitter old mother, now ...



They're everywhere.
Be on your guard. D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HEiRESS
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Aaron = Kunfusion.. He's the Battle Admin.

And I think he's going to kill you for this newspost XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SEA
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I have no idea who Aaron is, but that sticker's cute

And when I first started reading this I just went "wtf O_o" to begin with. X;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hyogail
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Holy crap! Run for your life! flees

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DADDY
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And, whoever Aaron is(I feel bad I don't know) IT'S YOUR BURFDAY, SWEET~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Magi
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Woo Happy Birthday Aaron.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saturnine
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Oh dear

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DADDY
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MUST HAVE NOW OK thanks I think I'm shaking in my socks. The evil pie...it's out...out to get MEEEE!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mana_958
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That sticker is too cute to be evil

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Voodoo_855
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I guess he won the election against Keith and Lava then huh?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bipolarness
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Aww, they are so cute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by hxc
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Love the sticker~! ^-^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

aww Cool thing! Love pie

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BubblyBear13
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ahhh! run away! runs

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Midnight_916
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Hehe this post made me giggle x3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by why
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Aww, that sticker is so cute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Satamoru
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GASP! Must have sticker must have sticker! Heeearts!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by pumpkins
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STICKER ♥ LOVELOVELOVE YAYAYAYAYAYAY STICKERS

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Taser
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Ahh! Evil pie is evvviiillll!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by JoAnna_119
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Omg HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Requiem
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Cute xdd

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rodrigo_601
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I want the sticker!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IamsoRETARDEDlike
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i just missed them but they're nice

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rare_806
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Someone will be happy Yay Evil Pie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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LOL love for the evil pie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Veser
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LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LazyKat
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Misclick XD

Loved the psot, and the sticker is too cute.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tedebearhair
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Yesss...a new sticker!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Melissa
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I want that sticker!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sarvious
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I was confused there for a second. . .

And now I'm truly scared .

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Twisted_Pretzel
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stickers win

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AeriaLure
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evil pie -> Aaron's birthday?? xd

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Joshua
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Sticker! It's adorable.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NYX
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That's...a lot of evil pie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deleted User

o.o;; xD nice!

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