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I have a strange news for you today, I'm getting reports of... biting. I advise staying in your house, and keeping your children from school today.

We have attempted to get in contact with any doctor knowledgeable about these diseases, and have not had any calls returned.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

why cant i get infected

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Infect me, please. :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

It's all love bites! I swear! grins

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bite me?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Man, Subeta, I freaking love you know. This is much better than all that mushy Valentines Day stuff!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Bleh! I just HAD to go for the cheap one. ><

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

biting??? woooaahhh......

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

omg don't bite me

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

looks at self ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND. ^___^;; 5mil for that shot, hmmm ....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Kinda makes me wish I was a zombeh too. Wants to fit in :p

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Dx i'd really like to know who bit my chest while i wasn't looking!?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Still stage one.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

So... We ARE turning into zombies?

Geez... way to ruin a good thing.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

MY CHEEEST! QAQ -tick-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

IT'S ALL OVER ME!! AHHHH!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I would call House but I still have yet to be infected! Stands out in the open in hopes of being bitten by one of the zombies

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

It's the love bug. :R

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Uhh.. biting.. this is so RE like, i love you subeta! I really love you xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

wheezes

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I BET IT'S A VALENTINES DISEASE AMIRITE?! The "cure" potions make it so obvious xD It's probably something to do with getting a lover or whatnot.

I still like the disease idea. =]]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I knew it. We're all gonna turn into zombies. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Well, I guess 'Bite Me' is not a good insult for people now... Can't wait for further symptoms!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Man. Celebrating v-day with zombielike diseases is THE BEST IDEA EVER. None of that mooshy crap, only nastiness. ilu, subeta <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

hahahha. biting. zombies!! bite meeee.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

MMMMMMMMMM.. I could really do with a Jill Sandwich right about now!! -Bites random peoples-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I knew it.

Love zombies.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

biting eh? Hmmmm, that I like

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

He's taking control of a plane to fly to a tennis temple

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Where's Dr. McNinja when we need him?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Jeez, why can't I get it? xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

LOL My disease is finally running! _ I bought the cheap cure, to get the achiv... But I'm not using it so soon.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I've seen like two zombies already.. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

no bites yet..... I think I'm immune XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

OMNOMNOMNOM! (bites everyone here!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Huh... Great. I look like a got buried! Well I suppose I better drag out the weapons...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

-bites random pedestrian- >D SPREAD!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I am loving these special editions. Boooooooks...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

What kids go to school on Sunday? Lol.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

haha yeah xD House will find a cure...if he isn't already a Love Zombie himself >>

this is fun

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Ian Asmodeus is awesome! Call him, call him! I must go get sick!

Help me! Curse my immune system with me! D=

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How about Ian Asmodeus? Or Euclid? Because when the job's too tough for a sane doctor...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

...twitches Still no infection. It's official, I'm immune.

...

...hello? Karma? Aren't you going to prove I'm wrong? crickets chirp Nuuuuuu!! Murphy's Law, how could you betray me like this?! I've got a poster of you in my room, and you still hate meeeeeeeee!! sniffles

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

groans mmmm biting.. moans

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

How did you know I have been biting people!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

Lol I'm pretty sure most people assumed it would be a zombie thing but grats i guess?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by

I would just like to say... I so called this. In the comments of the last newspaper release.

Quote:

; border: 1px solid ; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hmm... now I'm wondering... since the doctors seem to be lying about everything else... and in the newspaper it says "Doctors still believe it is not life-threatening."... hmm... I'm now picturing infected love zombie HAs plodding around with their skin sloughing off. 'Tis not a pretty sight.

-pats self on back and wanders off to bite healthy people-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by