Free Gift: The Everwood

Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!

April 2, 2021, 11:07 pm by Targaryen
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I am trying not to say what Elwoods ship reminds me of , but I can not help it. 200 ships behind a stuck ship.

April 2, 2021, 10:48 pm by Aries
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This post was hilarious

April 2, 2021, 6:03 am by egg
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the snowtapult is a winter thing.

April 2, 2021, 1:02 am by StarShadow
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Just wondering if the snowtapult will ever come back. It will take years to get the achievement so guess it's not a big deal but was only shut down because of survival skins which is over now.

April 2, 2021, 12:27 am by Ancalimee
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I laughed so hard I may have cracked a rib and that’s totally ok! 🤣

April 2, 2021, 12:06 am by Kreeki
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I got my first Covid vaccine shot today for which I am terribly excited, but this low key tickled the funniest bone in my body <3

this is ridiculously clever

April 1, 2021, 10:45 pm by JelloStar
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LOL - Brilliant. ilu guys! <3

April 1, 2021, 10:41 pm by Bren
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LMAO- oh, dyin’ here... seriously- this was the best Elwood Day news post yet. Brilliant! And some of the comments were just. The. BEST! 😂

April 1, 2021, 9:55 pm by Sefyra
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I am delighted by this. The ship may have only been stuck in the canal for a couple days, but it will be stuck forever in our hearts.

April 1, 2021, 9:34 pm by LadyMeridius
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maybe its a PIZZA THONG :O

April 1, 2021, 8:00 pm by February30th
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The tankard that brings the ranch dressing... A [I]Conestoga[/I] class super freighter.

April 1, 2021, 7:55 pm by Kelcifer
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this post made my entire life

April 1, 2021, 6:33 pm by Ying
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So dumb but also so smart. I love it!

April 1, 2021, 6:14 pm by Muerte
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Suddenly remembered that I was the one that suggested that food response in the first place.

April 1, 2021, 6:12 pm by Muerte
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The site:

April 1, 2021, 6:10 pm by GLaDOS
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Oh man this made my day 😂

April 1, 2021, 6:07 pm by Lily
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The Everwood, I'm dying!! xD. Kudos to the staff member that thought that one up!

April 1, 2021, 5:55 pm by Cassandra
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This is gold. the item is lovely. the art is amazing, the description is so much fun.. Thank you so much. 😃

April 1, 2021, 5:54 pm by Synth
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Omg dies laughing Thanks Elwood!

April 1, 2021, 5:36 pm by Jestro
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love it thank you

April 1, 2021, 5:36 pm by Jestro
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love it thank you

April 1, 2021, 5:13 pm by Brioche
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Funny stuff right there! Thanks for making the entire ship edible, my Gourmand will be quite happy to eat an entire ship of pizza.

April 1, 2021, 5:13 pm by Ryuu
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Great taste, amazing execution this year!

Love that you can eat the entire container ship too. Like, let's be frank, when you're dealing with Elwood, you need to be able to take large, hot, & sticky loads. ;)

April 1, 2021, 5:09 pm by Montre
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The RNG just kept the joke going. Blame it, not me.

April 1, 2021, 5:08 pm by lovecraft
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The hilarious shade in this item. Love it!

April 1, 2021, 4:24 pm by EmCee
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This item is actually really cute. What a silly little joke. Easily one of the best pranks.

April 1, 2021, 4:21 pm by Delirium
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Yesterday, I was walking around without a jacket. Today, it snowed. It's still snowing. THANKS ELWOOD

April 1, 2021, 4:12 pm by Damon
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Love you Elwood!

April 1, 2021, 4:08 pm by Bleak_Light
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Is the design on the front a slice of pizza, or is the ship wearing a thong? TELL ME! I must know!

April 1, 2021, 3:47 pm by Witchy
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Hahahaaa! Rey good

April 1, 2021, 3:25 pm by Lypsyl
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Thank you! I needed a laugh today :D

April 1, 2021, 3:11 pm by Chantho
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Lol, that's great, gotta love Elwood day. Totally my favorite holiday!

April 1, 2021, 3:07 pm by Tiobe
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XD

April 1, 2021, 2:56 pm by Kushiel
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Wonderful. Perfect gift for Elwood Day

April 1, 2021, 2:48 pm by Kinky
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The innuendos are amazing!

April 1, 2021, 2:37 pm by BlueRiver
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Killed it with the innuendos, Elwood! Moral of the story: don't draw naughty things with your boat or everyone gets screwed.

April 1, 2021, 2:37 pm by Petcollector
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Bravissimo!!!!

April 1, 2021, 2:16 pm by Yuzu
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I SNORTED SO LOUD THAT I WOKE MY CAT UP FROM HER NAP LOL thank you 😆

April 1, 2021, 2:11 pm by Bro
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lmaoo

April 1, 2021, 2:03 pm by RenaissanceRagged
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cant even be mad. everybody say thank you mister elwood

April 1, 2021, 1:58 pm by Ariko
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Glorious, absolutely glorious. Major props to the quick turnaround of staff to get in on the best meme so far xD

April 1, 2021, 1:48 pm by Aelosselys
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I AM DYING OVER THE DESCRIPTION OMG SHEESH GUUUYYYYYYSSSSS

Thanks for making this world bearable <3

April 1, 2021, 1:41 pm by Rei
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Brilliant!

April 1, 2021, 1:17 pm by Avedis
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Nailed it

April 1, 2021, 1:16 pm by Riptide
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Wished I had a big ship :o

April 1, 2021, 1:05 pm by FCoD
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Lol, Elwood never disappoints! :)

April 1, 2021, 1:04 pm by cait
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i love this so much

April 1, 2021, 12:36 pm by Muerte
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Little do others know that this boat comes after his last one

April 1, 2021, 12:32 pm by Dandelion
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This was fantastic, bravo Subeta.

April 1, 2021, 12:22 pm by springblom
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OH gosh, you guys. This is just so Elwood. Hehe.

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