Free Gift: The Everwood

Phew, I thought I wasn't going to make it for Elwood Day this year. I had a large shipment of pizzas ready for everyone but apparently it was TOO large and my ship, the Everwood, ended up getting a bit stuck and delaying just about everything. That's my fault for trying to fit something so big and hard to manage into a such a tight spot without making sure it was well oiled first. After a good tug, though, it was freed and I was able to finish in good time.

So sorry y'all about everything else but me being delayed, but we have the most fun, right? And now I have these commemorative container ships for you all to enjoy forever. Fresh pizza scented!!

Where's the April Monthly Collection, you ask? Well, it was in the ship behind me, you see, and I'm not sharing my day. It will be here tomorrow!

April 1, 2021, 12:18 pm by Ciannwn
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I love this. Brilliant

April 1, 2021, 12:17 pm by zwitter
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Immediately added to my hoarder list.

April 1, 2021, 12:13 pm by Muerte
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April 1, 2021, 12:09 pm by Urania
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LMAO you are fantastic ❤

April 1, 2021, 12:01 pm by dakota
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this is so cute stop it

April 1, 2021, 11:57 am by wyrm
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so thats what "ramming speed" means

April 1, 2021, 11:53 am by Wesker
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I didn't get my free gift. I think it got stuck somewhere

April 1, 2021, 11:50 am by Rakumel
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Feed it to a pet? Are you kidding?? I'm gonna treasure this item forever.

(Thank you!)

April 1, 2021, 11:33 am by Bliss
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This is awesome! I already fed it to Barin and Barin says: "That was okay, I guess.”

April 1, 2021, 11:32 am by Flygon
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Definitely get the reference for this

April 1, 2021, 11:29 am by VOLTAGE
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screaming I can't believe you guys came up with this in such a short amount of time this is brilliant!! The timeliness, the pun, the innuendos everything chef kiss

The evergiven is the gift that keeps on giving

April 1, 2021, 11:19 am by raul
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this was genius. this is pure gold

April 1, 2021, 11:14 am by Austria
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snickers ilu guys ilu Elwood

April 1, 2021, 11:03 am by SillyCat81
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LOLOL Thank you :)

April 1, 2021, 11:02 am by Ziorac
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Between the reference to the Evergiven and the dirty jokes, I love this new post. :D

April 1, 2021, 11:00 am by SilveredFox
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ah XD I love it. Good mesh of things.

April 1, 2021, 10:35 am by Nrogara
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omg I love it XD

April 1, 2021, 10:33 am by Luck
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is edible... I get that my pet is eating the pizzas on board but I prefer to imagine that they ate an entire container ship instead. 😂

April 1, 2021, 10:32 am by Jack
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omg i'm crying ;; this is amazing, thank you!

April 1, 2021, 10:22 am by Amber
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Yes, and ignored that because you'll find out tomorrow if it's two posts or one. :)

April 1, 2021, 10:18 am by youngexplorer
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A ship that smells like fresh baked pizza. Perfect. - what penis jokes??

April 1, 2021, 10:13 am by Trees
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That's not what I asked, I asked if they would be in the same news post or not.

April 1, 2021, 10:02 am by Penemuel
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LOL OMG the innuendos!

I love it!!

April 1, 2021, 9:57 am by Extract
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I am actually happy about this. I forgot to buy my collections last night and I was happy to see I still had them in my cart today ;)

April 1, 2021, 9:54 am by Taarna
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I see what you did there

April 1, 2021, 9:53 am by Laurey
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Also the fact that an entire freaking cargo ship is a food item lol

April 1, 2021, 9:51 am by chookie
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omg LOL XD XD best pizza delivery boi! yes yes YES i love Elwood Day :D

April 1, 2021, 9:50 am by Laurey
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This whole thing is amazing - the jokes, the actual lore connection as to why everything is backed up, Elwood being Elwood.

Whoever writes the news posts for these, I love you so much lmao

April 1, 2021, 9:49 am by Evil
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April 1, 2021, 9:47 am by Marianne
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Who cares about delays after this 'solid' gold (wood) statement by Elwood, haha.

April 1, 2021, 9:46 am by RoxyWolf
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this remains my favorite subetan holiday, thanks elwood

April 1, 2021, 9:45 am by Bear
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this is amazing 😂😂

April 1, 2021, 9:44 am by Amber
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they both will be going out tomorrow yes

April 1, 2021, 9:44 am by StarShadow
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Oh cool, thanks! :D

April 1, 2021, 9:43 am by Trees
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Does that mean the collection will be released on the same news post as the Loyalty items, or will there be two separate news posts?

April 1, 2021, 9:39 am by Narcissist
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oh!! penis jokes!! yes!! I needed this XD

April 1, 2021, 9:37 am by Bokuto
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the 'free gift' is just one click away from the charity page, dont sweat it

April 1, 2021, 9:34 am by Amber
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look it's 6:30am, links are going to be wrong

April 1, 2021, 9:34 am by Phoenix
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Ditto, this is hilarious and I love it

April 1, 2021, 9:34 am by Derelict
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LOL nice

April 1, 2021, 9:32 am by Bokuto
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IM CRYING, everything about this newspost is pure gold asgdfahs made my day, thank you :')

April 1, 2021, 9:32 am by penelope
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This is adorable.

April 1, 2021, 9:32 am by Jessi
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Amazing.

April 1, 2021, 9:31 am by dragonrider88
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LOL so many innuendos! Love you Elwood! ❤

psst, the link takes you to Charity, not the free gift ;)

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