Okay, you know what? I am kind of in to this whole rift deal. Like, I know I haven't had the best track record with sharing my special day, but hear me out on this one!
Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space. Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space. Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!
Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.
Just sayin'.
You have until the next free gift is put up to claim it. :)