Elwood Day

Okay, you know what? I am kind of in to this whole rift deal. Like, I know I haven't had the best track record with sharing my special day, but hear me out on this one!

Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space. Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space. Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!

Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.

Just sayin'.

April 2, 2019, 10:33 am by Ying
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You have until the next free gift is put up to claim it. :)

April 2, 2019, 2:44 am by TheTreeOfLife945
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Happy birthday Elwood and thank you! :)

April 1, 2019, 9:42 pm by Book
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Have a fantastic birthday, Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 9:24 pm by Damon
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My finally comment here. Elwood. please don't ever change! Happy Birthday!

April 1, 2019, 8:37 pm by Bauble
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Happy Birthday Elwood. :)

April 1, 2019, 7:55 pm by Brioche
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Happy birthday Elwood! I thought that you were going to give us free pizza.

April 1, 2019, 7:18 pm by RoxyWolf
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Happy birthday Elwood, your puns never disappoint!~

April 1, 2019, 6:31 pm by ChaosEmpress
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Happy Birthday and thanks for the plushie!

April 1, 2019, 6:22 pm by SongSparra
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Happy 'space time continuum' birthday

April 1, 2019, 6:10 pm by Raggy
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Happy birthday Elwood! you know its April fools day right? Whats your favorite cake?

April 1, 2019, 6:06 pm by WindKitsune
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Thanks Elwoo-I mean...Driftwood!

April 1, 2019, 5:43 pm by Setsunaela
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Yay Elwood day! Now.. since this is a Free Gift item, does that mean we can claim it after midnight Subeta Time? (I have a few friends who aren't able to get on today)

April 1, 2019, 5:31 pm by plumeria
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Happy birthday Elwood! The wood was neat too c:

April 1, 2019, 5:24 pm by Pluma
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happy bday elwood u nut

April 1, 2019, 5:15 pm by LoathsomeGargoyle
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Happiest of birthdays, Elwood, and thanks for adding more Eldwoodness to my plush collection~

April 1, 2019, 5:15 pm by Calm
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Happy Birthday, Elwood! ❤

April 1, 2019, 5:02 pm by FCoD
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Thanks and Happy b-day!

April 1, 2019, 4:57 pm by Ambition
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Thanks for the plushie - it fits [perfectly in my rifty pet TC.

April 1, 2019, 4:49 pm by pink_dolphin
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Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the cool plushie.

April 1, 2019, 4:45 pm by grumblewolf
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Silly Elwood. Many happy returns!

April 1, 2019, 4:31 pm by stars_water
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Wait, if Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space... I don't know how often you're there, Elwood, but if you aren't always there then you can't have standard shifts because there is no time to keep track of. Theoretically you could be there for days, years, decades on earth and not even know it. What I'm saying is, if you spend all your.... well, time, in a place that doesn't have time or space, then how do you know when it's your birthday? Heck there's no way you'd even age like a normal person, who when it's your birthday on Subeta is it really your birthday..... wherever you are?

That said, happy birthday, man.

April 1, 2019, 4:20 pm by rhino_loupe
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More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese

Explain that, Elwood

April 1, 2019, 4:15 pm by Terra
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Ah, Elwood. You're a delight, as always. Happy birthday.

April 1, 2019, 4:12 pm by Bren
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🎉 Happy birthday Elwood! 🎉 Thanks for the d'rift'wood plushie- a little wood never hurt anyone! :P Never change! We love that you're such a punny guy!

April 1, 2019, 4:00 pm by Chantho
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Yay! Elwood day! My favorite! I gotta say I think Elwood is my favorite character. He's just such a goof, and I love the puns.

April 1, 2019, 3:57 pm by Alferia
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Happy Birthday! ❤

April 1, 2019, 3:43 pm by LizBlackDog
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happy birthday wood dude <3

April 1, 2019, 3:42 pm by SpectrumSurfer
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Happy Birthday, Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 3:38 pm by StarShadow
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Thank you for the cute plush

April 1, 2019, 3:18 pm by lazyanon
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HECC YEA ELDWOOD DAY. WHOOOOOOOO. IMPEACH MERANA!

April 1, 2019, 3:16 pm by stardust
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elwood, if your pizza went into the rift, would it be azzip?

April 1, 2019, 3:15 pm by Forevermore
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Hap birth bb, luv u~

April 1, 2019, 3:09 pm by Chrysariel
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Happy Birthday, Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!

April 1, 2019, 2:25 pm by JelloStar
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Many happy returns of the day, Elwood! :D

Thank you for the adorable gift. :)

April 1, 2019, 2:22 pm by Oasis
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Happy Birthday Elwood! And thank you!

April 1, 2019, 2:17 pm by Austria
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Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate the fact that subeta doesn't do stupid crap like the rest of the internet?

Happy birthday. Elwood! And thank you for the plushie!

April 1, 2019, 2:04 pm by Isabel
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Happy Birthday Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 2:01 pm by jukebox
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I need to throw in pizzas to the rift, of course. goes off in search of pizzas

Happy birthday, lovely.

April 1, 2019, 2:01 pm by Benzin
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Happy birthday, Elwood! And thanks!

April 1, 2019, 1:53 pm by Saix
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Happy Birthday Elwood :)

April 1, 2019, 1:45 pm by castyourshadow
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fine, but I want 2 ores for my good wood!

April 1, 2019, 1:32 pm by Desilyna
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Happy birthday, Elwood and thank you for the plushie!

April 1, 2019, 1:31 pm by Frieda
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Happy Birthday Elwood. Thanks for the riftwood present.

April 1, 2019, 1:16 pm by DoctorWho
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happy birthday elwood i love you

April 1, 2019, 12:59 pm by Punkahontas
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Happy birthday to Subetas joker

April 1, 2019, 12:59 pm by arixen
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Happy Birthday, Elwood.

Thank you for the plushie.

- no sheep, would you take some ore? LOL

April 1, 2019, 12:54 pm by ChatLunatique
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Love you Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 12:34 pm by Targaryen
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Happy Birthday Elwood! Thank you for the awesome plushie!

April 1, 2019, 12:02 pm by Isilven
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ELWOOD'S PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

April 1, 2019, 12:02 pm by Isilven
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ELWOOD'S PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND ME

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