Elwood Day

Okay, you know what? I am kind of in to this whole rift deal. Like, I know I haven't had the best track record with sharing my special day, but hear me out on this one!

Step 1: The Rift is a time beyond time and space. Step 2: Elwood's Pizza is a place beyond time and space. Step 3: Rift pets become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 4: Elwood's Pizza become real, tangible, and attainable. Step 5: Fame and fortune for Elwood!

Maybe then I would be able to go all out for an extravagant gift for this holiday every year, instead of giving you guys just, like, random pieces of wood. I DID mention that I finance this holiday myself, right? And that it's my literal, actual birthday? And I am giving YOU GUYS gifts.

Just sayin'.

April 1, 2019, 12:00 pm by Julie
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That's why we love you Elwood!!!

April 1, 2019, 11:56 am by Stiles
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Okay all these feelings about a Rift is he trying to get us to ship him and the t because that is just awkward Elwood (ps; thank you for the plushie <3 I enjoyed the Wood though too)

April 1, 2019, 11:52 am by Rutherford
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i gotta say that pun is Very good. happy birthday you doofus

April 1, 2019, 11:50 am by Neferet
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Happy birthday Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 11:48 am by Muerte
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Oh no, Elwood is going to hump the rift for power.

April 1, 2019, 11:46 am by Elwyn
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Happy Birthday Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 11:39 am by Maritime
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happy birthday, my sweet lil bb ♥

April 1, 2019, 11:38 am by Dia903
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Happy Birthday Elwood , and Happy Elwood Day Subeta.

April 1, 2019, 11:36 am by Korin
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We support you, Elwood. I mean, the Rift really suits you. I could see you with your tongue hanging all out. ;D Tether your butt and you can walk right into the Upside Down the Rift. COWABUNGA! BOOYAKASHA! You've dwelled in the Void of Unknowability, you traversed The Place Between, and I'm pretty certain you own the Fourth Wall. I'm just saying, maybe you've sent us some stuff a few years back only a few days from now. wink wink, nudge nudge into The Rift

April 1, 2019, 11:34 am by Azzie
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Happy birthday Elwood, you adorable troll!

April 1, 2019, 11:32 am by February30th
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It'll make a fine gift for those born on Feb 30th.

April 1, 2019, 11:31 am by Jazzyw5
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Thank you for the plushie...

April 1, 2019, 11:30 am by Grishiu
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What if we threw the drift plushie into the rift so that the rift rifts the drift into an even riftier drift?

April 1, 2019, 11:27 am by Jestro
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hahhahahah elwoooddd i love you

April 1, 2019, 11:23 am by chookie
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thanks Elwood! happy birthday my dude

April 1, 2019, 11:22 am by Hitman
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mmm pizza

April 1, 2019, 11:22 am by castyourshadow
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Happy birthday! Have you got any wood for sheep? ^_^

April 1, 2019, 11:21 am by Straywillow
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Happy Birthday Elwood!

April 1, 2019, 11:20 am by moonstone
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lovely stuff...thank you...!!

April 1, 2019, 11:19 am by Acidtongue
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Step 5: Profit.

April 1, 2019, 11:16 am by Ciannwn
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Thank you and happy birthday

April 1, 2019, 11:14 am by Skolletta
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Would that I could, now gimme that wood. <3

April 1, 2019, 11:14 am by hannahharmin
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Ah! Gotcha!

April 1, 2019, 11:12 am by Tinkerbell
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We appreciate it, Elwood. Happy Birthday!

April 1, 2019, 11:11 am by Laurey
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I look forward to these silly wood puns all year lol :P

Not a plot, just Subeta's version of April Fools with the running gag of Elwood breaking the 4th wall and giving out a free item. And puns. Not much else to it really.

April 1, 2019, 11:10 am by Ark
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Happy Birthday Elwood! T^T

April 1, 2019, 11:08 am by Moonbeam
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Happy birthday Elwood! Love the plushie!

April 1, 2019, 11:08 am by Bathory
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Yay Elwood day

April 1, 2019, 11:07 am by hannahharmin
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Happy birthday handsom.

April 1, 2019, 11:07 am by Seoni
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But I like getting your wood :(

April 1, 2019, 11:07 am by Eire
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Happy Birthday Elwood!!! 🎁

April 1, 2019, 11:06 am by Jack
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Haha, thanks!

April 1, 2019, 11:06 am by hannahharmin
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Sooo.....is this a plot?

April 1, 2019, 11:06 am by frederick
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Thought I had a box of Elwood's Pizza somewhere in my vault.

A vault, which like Elwood's Pizza and the Rift, is beyond space and time. I mean, there's so much food in there and none of it goes bad.

April 1, 2019, 11:06 am by legalcat
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Happy Birthday Elwood, it's also my husband's birthday.

April 1, 2019, 11:06 am by Rick
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Thanks :D Put already in my collection <3

April 1, 2019, 11:05 am by DimDim
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eyyy, cool, thank you <3

April 1, 2019, 11:05 am by Paula
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I love Elwood! >w<

April 1, 2019, 11:05 am by Sunbear
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omg!!!

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