Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox



This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
October 26, 2015, 6:48 am by Opossum
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Im so happy my friend told me look at the free gift. as someone heavily into taxidermy and the community I almost choked to death at this item as a whole and then ITS WEARABLE. And it reminds me so much of all the horrific soft mounts I see on deviantart. Oh sweet jesus I love you guys and whoever made this item deserves an award

October 21, 2015, 4:54 pm by Nefarian
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Omg. I almost missed this. I don't know what it's referencing (if it even is) but I laughed. Kinda feel bad for laughing. But oh my god. Lmao. Thanks for the free item

October 20, 2015, 10:19 pm by GlasGalahad
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This is so fantastic! Good taxidermy deserves a huge amount of recognition- it is, of course, an art!- and BAD taxidermy deserves attention, too!

I mean, c'mon- how can you NOT laugh at this? It's brilliant!

October 20, 2015, 2:56 pm by MagnusTheRed
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What does the fox say? CHAOS REIGNS.

October 20, 2015, 2:27 pm by penelope
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October 20, 2015, 2:17 pm by Fray
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... just read the comments and I have no idea why some berk brought vegans into this. lol meat eaters are very strange xD

October 20, 2015, 2:10 pm by Fray
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HOLY SHIT I saw the title before I logged in and I was so excited to actually see it and let me tell you

I am /not/ disappointed!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! I just started laughing when I saw it. it's so great!!!!! <3

October 20, 2015, 2:02 pm by Song_745
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Quote by FLUX
Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98%
Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%
I feel like this is always the ratio on threads where people are complaining about those who were offended.

October 20, 2015, 1:22 pm by FLUX
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Percentage of people telling people not to go nuts - 99.98% Percentage of people who actually were negative - 0.02%

October 20, 2015, 12:50 pm by Quirk
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Uh, can everyone stop posting pics of creepy dead things? It's freakin weird, okay?

October 20, 2015, 12:44 pm by beyonce
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all i can think of is that "when you're at your friends house for dinner and want to ask for the salt but his parents are arguing and the salt is in between their upcoming divorce" post

A+ this is the best item of 2015

October 20, 2015, 12:16 pm by horizon
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gross

October 20, 2015, 12:05 pm by Ipsi
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looks at # of comments Drama in comments?

click drama in comments

October 20, 2015, 11:19 am by BabyGirl1516
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of alllllllllll of the items on subeta people choose to be offended about....its this? please sit down theres worse if you explore a bit

October 20, 2015, 10:59 am by tendril
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haha, whenever a news post has 100+ comments on subeta it is almost always because people are crying and then people are laughing at the people crying it's great

October 20, 2015, 10:48 am by Souza
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Not my kind of item, but I'm glad to see people liking it! :D

October 20, 2015, 10:11 am by Suriana
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It seems we live in a time of people getting offended by life in general. Aren't we lucky it is also a time where most of have the freedom to be offended and to express such. If the fox offends you, simply don't click on it and don't collect it or better yet put it in one of your shops and sell it on to someone that thinks it is great and will love it for the intent it was meant. Or notify me that you think is the worse possible thing on earth and you are packing it up and sending it my way. I love the fox, and think some of us need to put our big girl panties on. opens my door for all the foxes headed my way

October 20, 2015, 8:31 am by Taarna
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omg that gif of the stoned fox is hilarious FTW

October 20, 2015, 8:26 am by Viking
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I love this. And all the outrage, lol.

October 20, 2015, 8:16 am by Stakely
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the artist did an A++++ job on this. the fur looks awesome on the overlay

October 20, 2015, 8:14 am by Skylar
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I LOVE foxes, and I love this item! I'm actually wearing it now. :3

To anyone upset: why don't you focus your efforts on issues involving real animals? This fox is just a bunch of pixels.

October 20, 2015, 6:42 am by Net
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I don't feel like this should have been wearable..

October 20, 2015, 6:42 am by Blackjack
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Rude. I am perfection always.

But thanks for this...thoughtful gift.

I think.

October 20, 2015, 6:11 am by Alenwen
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AAAAA poor fox D:

October 20, 2015, 5:15 am by grouse
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This is exactly the quality content that needs to go in Hoarder's hoard. IT IS AMAZING, THANK YOU!

October 20, 2015, 4:31 am by Dice
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Huh, guess that's yet another meme that's passed me by.

Also, if we are going to have more bad taxidermy items, can we please have "Fish in a Squirrel Suit"?

October 20, 2015, 3:32 am by Austria
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I feel so bad for those bad taxidermy animals. Taxidermy done well is awesome, they could have been so much more.

Some of these comments are pure gold, though.

October 20, 2015, 3:05 am by Francine
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I thought this was the crack fox from Mighty Boosh

October 20, 2015, 2:48 am by Quirk
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Sorry, but that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

October 20, 2015, 2:31 am by CORE
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after chocolate

(Thanks for the item!)

October 20, 2015, 2:09 am by Pirate
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I'm a huge animal lover, foxes are one of my faves and I think this item is just brilliant.

So, what does the fox say? "Thank you so much for this free gift", of course!

October 20, 2015, 1:55 am by HYPEBEAST
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I like taxidermy.

Somuchbutthurt. The fox is the one that should be offended.

October 20, 2015, 1:43 am by Rakumel
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I'm not familiar with the meme this gift is referring to, but I laughed so hard at those bad taxidermy pictures, especially the cheetah, holy crap. That needs to be my phone wallpaper, somehow.

October 20, 2015, 1:28 am by Marine
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Taxidermy is a point of fascination for me, as a bone + general dead stuff collector, and bad taxidermy is one of my absolute favorite things. Applause all around from me. :3!

October 20, 2015, 1:27 am by CakeMoose
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that hangover feel

Now I'll contribute with this Victorian taxidermy series:

October 20, 2015, 1:24 am by Briar
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It's PERFECT!! I love it!

October 20, 2015, 1:24 am by MeowMeow
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At least his tail is still fluffy. :P

October 20, 2015, 12:34 am by Rainbowkitsu
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NOPE! :D

Anyway... Because it's a fox all my yes! But because it looks so pitiful I feel bad, very bad. :(

October 20, 2015, 12:31 am by Peppermint
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I love you for this, ohmygod. Bad taxidermy pictures are some of my favorite things. Bless your face.

October 20, 2015, 12:30 am by OCEANE
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"ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FANTASTIC ANYMORE, MISTER FOX" this was a very underappreciated joke so I wanted to let you know how great it is

October 20, 2015, 12:10 am by mutant
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oh my god yes please more of these <3

October 20, 2015, 12:05 am by SparkledMoon
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Chuck Testa?

October 20, 2015, 12:01 am by Lumwinkle
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I LOVE this!

October 19, 2015, 11:53 pm by Synth
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- I'm vegan, and i'm neither offended by nor "afraid of" this item. In fact, i quite like it (i'm also a fan of the fetus items, graveyard pets and other similarly morbid things - it's not like any real animals were harmed for anything on this site so i find no cause for concern). Just so you know, we really aren't all constantly angry and looking to be irrationally offended by everything, so please reconsider your assumptions. :)

October 19, 2015, 11:18 pm by Anasazi
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So precious X3 want more bad taxidermy, rabbit/jackalope, monkey, moose, puma, sailfish, shark, squid, etc.

October 19, 2015, 11:16 pm by marvel
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I came in here for an explanation and there wasn't one.

Well, thanks anyway?

October 19, 2015, 11:07 pm by Gintama
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Well, I'm totally with the 'I love this item' crowd and I am in agreement to say that if it offends you, you shouldn't even be on Subeta or...the internet.

October 19, 2015, 11:02 pm by EmCee
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The fetus debacle was probably one of my favorites.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN EBOLA BECAME A HUGE THING AND PEOPLE WERE CRYING OVER THAT?? Like Bowl of Ebola has been on the site for 7 years and NOW you're offended? LOL

October 19, 2015, 10:50 pm by LuckyClover
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As someone who has actually been trained in taxidermy and who has a deer head they made in their house...this makes me so happy. Irl I love seeing the worst ones. To me it's just looking at it and thinking...how did this happen? This is my favorite item on this site by far now. Also really if you are upset by this how...are you even still on this site after all the "crude" and "cruel" things this site has produced? Meme or not it's funny. (Not saying my work was perfect, the deer I have that is smirking at people in my living room)

October 19, 2015, 10:49 pm by CMYK
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I love how people are offended by this when we have graveyard pets that look like half rotted roadkill and obvious phallic items on-site. Like yo, do you even internet?

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