Free Gift: Bad Taxidermy Fox



This fox is a perfect example of what you really look like when you’re coming down from a Morostide sugar high!
October 19, 2015, 10:48 pm by Bathory
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I wonder if Ylvis asked the fox if it will communicate in Morse because the lady that created the stoned fox was named Morse dies laughing

October 19, 2015, 10:47 pm by heARSE
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This is really great. Thank you so much for the item. There isn't enough taxidermy things on-site, especially in the form of adorable wears. :D

October 19, 2015, 10:46 pm by Magi
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MOAR!

October 19, 2015, 10:38 pm by Altruism
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This is hilarious. Especially laughing at all the vegans on here afraid of a dead animal. I almost want to put this in my avatar to forever spite them. SERIES PLEASE!!! <3

October 19, 2015, 10:37 pm by Me-Guru
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Thank you for the adorable gift ~ ^.^ ~

October 19, 2015, 10:37 pm by Evanesce
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My forum text has been a quote from that B&C board about the fetus items for so many years.

We have headless, run over, cooked PETS on this site. This is a thing that happens and it's really not out of character for the artists.

October 19, 2015, 10:34 pm by Hoshi
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You prolly thought this fox was alive.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Kiata_/Nope-JUst-Chuck-Testa_zps0ydjbmsl.png[/IMG]

CHUCK TESTA

October 19, 2015, 10:25 pm by Nightingale
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Ha ha ha, oh yes, thank you. :D Makes me so happy. HAPPINESS ALL AROUND!

October 19, 2015, 10:19 pm by Weiss
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oh my god. i need like five dozen. this is the best thing i've seen all day, it's outrageous, oh my god

October 19, 2015, 10:19 pm by StarShadow
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Oh good, I only eat sugar free. Whew. Thanks :)

October 19, 2015, 10:19 pm by Hyena
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Heh. This is fab, I love the items that come totally out of left field.

October 19, 2015, 10:17 pm by Backfire
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More bad taxidermy please c:

October 19, 2015, 10:13 pm by Stephy
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I love foxes. But this is the greatest thing I've seen all day. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

October 19, 2015, 10:10 pm by Inknote
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w.....what?

October 19, 2015, 10:09 pm by METROID
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and the poop items too, neh? Did you know we actually have an Ebola minion too?

Discovered it the other day on Subetalodge. I lol'd for awhile, remembering the Bowl of Ebola debacle.

October 19, 2015, 10:08 pm by Seoni
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I just came here for the comments.

October 19, 2015, 10:07 pm by Johnny_673
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Dear Subeta Team, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?

Sincerely, Kin.

October 19, 2015, 10:07 pm by MONSTER
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PLEASE MAKE THIS A WHOLE SERIES. I NEED THEM ALL.

October 19, 2015, 10:06 pm by EmCee
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Does Subeta remember the fetus outrage? Because Pepperidge Farm remembers.

October 19, 2015, 10:05 pm by METROID
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I also vote for failed taxidermies for next Survival. Skitters could sell them. Besides, what pet wouldn't want their very own taxidermy minion?

October 19, 2015, 10:04 pm by METROID
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How much for that cheetah? He obviously has quite the story to tell.

October 19, 2015, 10:03 pm by Wolf_Spirit
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I was hoping for skins! XD

October 19, 2015, 10:03 pm by Taters
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Ahahahahah omg yess, as an aspiring taxidermist I do hope to make something so horrible on accident in my days.

Can we get the whole family of messed up taxidermh plz? I would die.

October 19, 2015, 10:02 pm by EmCee
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I love you for linking those ones. Esp the cheetah.

October 19, 2015, 10:01 pm by Hannah66665
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Not something I'm particularly fond of, but really there is a lot worse on this site. I'm also less bothered now that I know it's a meme.

I love skunks. :c

October 19, 2015, 10:01 pm by Pipkitten
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- I feel the same way! It makes me so happy when I'm able to salvage a roadkill animal and make it beautiful again. I like to think that their spirits appreciate the love and care, too. I also have plenty of other animals that weren't roadkill, and they enjoy going shopping and attending public events with me. My foxes are a huge hit with kids, lol~

October 19, 2015, 10:00 pm by Lothlorien
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Reminds me of.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwXrx1qaUx0 for some reason xD

October 19, 2015, 10:00 pm by Jazmine
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To those of you going "OMG POOR FOX, THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ANIMALS SO LET'S WHINE ABOUT IT HERE, WAH WAH WAH" - READ THIS. This is the story of the original Bad Taxidermy Fox, aka STONED FOX, done by a taxidermy artist in London, England. Stop acting like someone treated this fox cruelly while it was live and did this after it was killed thanks to someone's cruelty because it seriously didn't happen like that. It's a MEME. A JOKE. Yes, poor fox (but very funny anyway) but read about it before you start going social justice protester over this.

October 19, 2015, 9:57 pm by mallory
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Can we get other failed taxidermy creatures as wearables?

Like the cheetah?

Or the lion?

Or the bear?

October 19, 2015, 9:57 pm by PinkSapphire
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Well, that's disturbing. LOL

October 19, 2015, 9:56 pm by METROID
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Ah cool, 'nother item for the tributes/reference items thread! Haha, poor little guy! xD

October 19, 2015, 9:55 pm by Apocalyptic
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Calm down friend it's alright.

October 19, 2015, 9:54 pm by Lyric
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See now, that...makes it seem....well...a whole different perspective. Thank you.

October 19, 2015, 9:54 pm by Sopheroo
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Are people upset because foxes are supposed to be cute or something?

Like, if it was a skunk, no one would bat an eye. Or anything seen as socially indesirable.

October 19, 2015, 9:54 pm by Kilala
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Lol, it's one of those things that are ugly but funny in a way! No offense or anything. It's kinda sorta cute in a very hideous way. I guess the perfect gift for a spooky event such as Morostide :)!

Anyway, I guess everyone have their own opinions. I personally have like 5 fox tails, one coyote tail, and one bob cat tail. I mostly adore my fox tail ones, only because when I'm at school and I'm missing my dogs, I pet the fur on the fox tail since my dogs have very fluffy tails and it helps me to calm down during a big test cough midterm cough And I told my mom that when my dogs pass away, I want their tails XD. I don't find it creepy or anything to want to keep a piece of my dogs whos brought me love ad joy, but eh, some people may find it weird.

Anyway, to each its own I guess c:.

October 19, 2015, 9:53 pm by Sopheroo
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ANYWAY, YOU'RE NOT THAT FANTASTIC ANYMORE, MISTER FOX.

HAHA.

Holy shit, I never heard of that meme and I love that item. So much. Whoever did that, thanks.

October 19, 2015, 9:52 pm by Evanesce
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Oh, the poor little dear! I'll just pretend he's a happy zombie fox instead.

October 19, 2015, 9:52 pm by Satyr
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lmfao i love this. not much a fan of taxidermy done right, but i am a huge fan of taxidermy done wrong

October 19, 2015, 9:51 pm by Lyric
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Didn't really care for that but as I said before, I'm speaking of this item. kthxbye

October 19, 2015, 9:51 pm by Tucker
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What the, what? I'm like very lost here. The wearable version just looks like a fox that barely survived being hit and dragged by a car. Yes, I know it's suppose to be taxidermy.

October 19, 2015, 9:50 pm by Rah
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- I'm just getting into taxidermy, too! I love it so much. I always find that it's like taking something that nobody really cares about (roadkill, generally) and putting your own love and care into it so that it matters again. You learn from it, it doesn't just rot away on a roadside. And eventually, maybe your work will be in a museum and people will be able to learn about animals they'd never have a chance in seeing.

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Lyric
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Disturbing as well. But it is what it is...there is more then that, however I'm speaking of this particular one.

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by EmCee
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LMAO ALL THESE MAD PEOPLE OVER THIs MEME Pls go away....

I love this.

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by FeralPup
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It's still a fox! I'll love it and brush him until he's pretty again! :D

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Bot
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I need it.

Also, guys, come on. There's countless other pelts/skins/organs, human/animal body parts, and "icky" items galore on Subeta.

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Sopheroo
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You mean : Me, if I ever attempted taxidermy?

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Darkrai
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I thought this was gonna be about the zapper :c But uh, thanks?

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Frankenstein
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what are you even talking about the item is bad TAXIDERMY fox, meaning that it has been stuffed the meme is also in reference to a taxidermy fox so ????????/ ????????????

October 19, 2015, 9:49 pm by Apocalyptic
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Remember when we were able to harvest each others organs for a plot? Yeah? How is this anymore crude or 'cruel' than all the blood and gore??? Lmfao. It's alright to be against taxidermy but you gotta remember that this isn't real.

October 19, 2015, 9:48 pm by Bailey_435
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i'm honestly feeling secondhand embarrassment for people getting bent out of shape over this

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