Ah, ahem, is this thing on? Oh, I'm on now? This is live!?
Er, hello citizens of Subeta. I'm Nurse Margo with the Center of Infectious Disease. You might remember helping me to treat ill snow faeries during Luminaire?
It it my regret to inform you that Subeta has been experiencing a new series of infections this year, the source of which is not known at this time. While these infections are resistant to our vaccine, they do not appear to be as virulent as in past years, and we at the CID are confident in saying that these are temporary illnesses. Anyone who becomes infected is advised to get plenty of bed rest until the infection passes.
Any information about potential infection causes should be reported to your local CID representative in order to help us better understand and combat these illnesses.
Thank you for your cooperation!
So will the temp ones let you into the zombie den shop?