I wasn't too grossed out by the items themselves but those descriptions for the peanut butter and hors doeuvre! Christ! I'm laughing my ass off and wanting to gag at the same time.
Ew D: I suddenly feel too old
oh my god... the puns here are so awful, they're just... omg. xD
I love y'all.
ew.
I thought that was going to be poop corn. Maaaaaaaan....
it's a bit nutty
haha, ewwwwwwwwww!
Do people not realize that there have been other poop themed items on the site for a while? This really isn't a new thing...
Checking Subeta on Friday morning after a shitty week to find... ... ... ...
really wish they would of put this effort into nicer items, not shitty items lol...no use in these for me.
dang, subeta is becoming neopets. next up, a crap couch and carpet...
OH GROSS POOP ITEMS ARE SO HORRIBLE AND CHILDISH AS.....yeh whatever. No way man this is funny! XD I love to get myself some poop items. Not that i love it or something...but common people just see the humor in it. xD
Why must you do this D>
adblocks all the food items
I'm dying at the comments, apparently having a normal reaction to shit means you are weird and whiny now.
I mean it's nothing to freak out over, but....yeah.
haha gross XD
puts on Poo Hat and walks out
People really think these are the first poo-themed items on the site?? Where were you all when the Pooquine was released lol. This is nothing new, please.
Ah. The subeta userbase. Willing to whine and cry outrage at anything. Never change <3
I AM TO BLAME FOR THIS INFLUX OF CRAP XD
gigglesnort little squirt. haaaaaah. yush. ^-^
I appreciate 12-year-old-level humor, but this is Neopets-level humor. You can do better than this -ahem-, shit.
But dude, where's the Poop Wine? XD
Anyway. I'm not crazy about these items. Never got the whole 'poop' item thing. Actually I kinda find it gross. But to each it's own?
And now Subeta enters the ranks of the "true pet site," and adds a strong poop component. NIckelodeon should buy stock!
There are fetus-shaped lollipops on this site. Let's not forget that in the rush to gag over pixel poop.
what is even happening in these comments
Ugh, i feel a bit sick.
haha some of this stuff is just messed up xD
Yeahthis. ;c I'm not really offended, but.. ugh. Yuck. I don't really see what's so funny, I suppose. I just end up wrinkling my nose because "ugh gross don't want". I just don't really see the appeal of food items that happen to be themed around.. well.. poop. Ugh. If anyone else uses adblock and doesn't want to look at these or other items, it's not hard to block specific images/URLs.
Thank you, Subeta. I love you too. So much.
Lawl. "Run, don't walk, to the Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt."
Petrified Turd made me smile xD
I don't see what the big "ew" reaction is all about. Some of the zombie food grosses me out way more than these items.
get your hands on that /little squirt/ omfg i thought i was too old to laugh at poop jokes but i was wrong.
Well, that was unexpected! XD
This seems wrong...lol
Not liking something =/= 'getting your knickers in a twist'; I haven't read one whiny, over-the-top WE HATES IT comment yet. Just a few people stating that feces is not high on their 'makes me laugh hysterically' list. Maybe I'm too old for poop jokes, but I'm not laughing either. Ick. :P
I think these are funny :p you guys sure love to complain.
I...I don't even know what to think.
wtf did I just read.
-nods- I agree with what said :)
I'm mildly disgusted. Glad I'll be away for the weekend so it won'be on top of the newspage when I come back anymore xD (still the art is nice... kinda.)
why should it matter to anyone if these items bother another person? poop IS gross. idg why people who find this funny let their amusement be piddled on by people who happen to find it gross? obv not everyone has the same sense of humour... jeez
where's kal she'll love these
This post made me laugh so hard.. my sister was just telling me how crappy her day was before I saw it, lol
Only humans call it 'poop' probably because they must be embarrassed that their bodies produce something useful that they can't eat. I don't mean to be harsh... well, I guess that was a bit harsh, but come on, 'poop?' Animals have all kinds of words for the act of defecation. Deer call it "Miweahaaneawanahanameealo" which means, " Little drops of joy for the meadow grass that gives us life." Skunks call it, "Wum hau kup una snu cla hurk mar dan moog." or ( roughly translated) "Man that smells great! Lets put that on the roses! " Dogs have been know to say, "Woo murf ar ar oof bow arf erm. Which means "Now I will be able to find my way back home!" Birds call it "CHIRP! which in their language means the same thing as Geronimo!" Bears have been known to call theirs, "Oh Oh OH!! Ow Ow Ow! OH CRAP!! HOLY CRAP!! OOOOWWWWW! CCCRRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!!" Which can be translated, as "This will teach me to chew the bones more thoroughly!"
Weasels do not defecate, we...um...angels take it away!
Most all animal byproducts can be used for fertilizer. Cow feces for soil amendments for corn, watermelon and squash, I would use pig feces for tomatoes, squashes, and pumpkins, and I would use chicken feces for strawberries. All animal byproducts have to be well composted first, never put raw wastes on foods you would eat. Cat waste should be fed to the cat, and Dogs should learn to use a toilet. ( I knew a dog who always looked so surprised and horrified whenever he defecated, and on more then one occasions was heard to remark, "What? Oh, No! What's Happening? Oh! OH! OW!! What just happened? Is it alive? Did that come from me? Did I give birth? Come on little one breath! Oooo! You Stink! Wait! I've done this before. Meh! Nevermind! OOo what's that smell over there?"
Hmm, I'm eating corn right now. Sweet, buttery corn. With steak and rice. I'm not grossed out at all. Why? Because these are pixels.
Well I wont make a big fuss because I'll buy em for Blazed to eat anyway! He's eaten gross stuff from Half-Baked and The Lost Skeleton ;3 he don't care haha as long as he reached the next tier, I'll feed him all sorts of junk XD. -snuggles Blazed too death- Either way, I guess it's natural for some people to complain and others not to :3 we're all different here and we all have our own opinion on the matter. Quite frankly, I'd rather see these in like Half-baked than in the Food Market, that would be my own complaint since these are gross nasty foods XD.
Am I the only one not amused by these?
I think the negative reactions here are more childish than the items themselves.
Really, it's pixilated poop. Nothing more. I've seen /clipart/ that's worse than this. It's not like you have to buy it, and I think people are over reacting to the fact that er mer gerd it's going to show up in shops. Jesus Christ.