New Items: Poop!



Run, don't walk, to the <a href=http://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=21>Minions Market to get your hands on this little squirt.



If you're feeling a little empty after, the <a href=http://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=2>Food Market has some sustenance to help fill you up!



Also, the Crappy Plushie now looks significantly less crappy!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shinda-Akuma
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Boku no Sexual Harassment corn.... OH GOD! THE FLASH BACKS!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by libby
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*these are great!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by libby
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Medli
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I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but come on. I thought we were a little more mature than Neopets over here.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Filppula
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ugh so gross tho

( > Insert mandatory "lighten up" comment here)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sekhmet
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Well, this is stupid. And there is already a pile-o-poop minion. Do we really need two?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kota
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Wow I had to put the chocolate I was eating down.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by So-so
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I am so not hungry no more..lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TJPanda
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All the different pet sites I go to have items similar to these XD. This is the most creative of them so far that I seen so far. Good one XD. I needed a good laugh when I came in today. Thank you for the humor ^_^.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by wild_jester
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OH MY SO HARDCORE. MUST HAVE ALL THIS LITERALLY CRAP ON MY GALLERY O_O

:D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Muerte
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Aw, poop. So many people are raising a stink over these. Personally, I think it's a gas.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by caito
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Lol at the people who actually got upset about these things.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nano
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Oh god these are awesome __

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DustRabbit
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This.. I would have never expected. The petrified turd is kinda cute in a gross way. lmao

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GoldenCoyote
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LMAO at all the people getting their knickers in a twist over these items.

Hey, guys, guess what? THESE THINGS AREN'T MANDATORY. You don't have to buy, sell, and/or collect them if you don't like them. They're only a teeny tiny smattering of things out of a total collection of TENS OF THOUSANDS of items, so they're stupidly easy to ignore and forget about. So really, poo-pooing and raising a stink about them in an incredibly-thinly-disguised effort to "guilt" Keith into getting rid of them just makes YOU look immature, okay?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Starfleet
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haha I love you so much sometimes, Subeta!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Strength
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The sheer seriousness of so many people here is hilarious. Almost better than the items. Almost.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Danudaine
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Entertaining, but none of these are items I need. Thankfully. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tashamon
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Pshhh, enough animals eat their own and other's poop. The minion and it's description cracked me up though.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lyriel
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Well, shit. If that isn&;t a crap-ton of excrement.</p>
<p>Posted by Sui

OMG LAUGHING

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Melody
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Methinks the folks at The Food Market have been hanging out with the proprietor of The Lost Skeleton . . . my zombie loving pet will enjoy these for sure. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Halibel
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So gross lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Delirium
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This is so gross. o.e pours eyebleach all over

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MikeMcBerry
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Nope.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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Eurgh.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Takarama
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What a load of crap! XD I love you Subeta. This is why this website is the best X'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GAMECUBE
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ahahahahaha i love this news post omg i need that poopy peanut butter for superdog, two of his favourite things combined hehe i love you subeta

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Seoni
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Aww ... I mean ewwwwww...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Megan_799
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Just popping in (no not pooping in) to say hello panty twisters. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rainey
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cute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Muerte
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Well, shit. If that isn't a crap-ton of excrement.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lantern
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While the art is nice, I've never been a fan of the poop items onsite. I find them kind of dumb.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by StarShadow
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Ewww, what a lot of crap

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Spider
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Ugh, will I ever find a petsite that does have stupid 'poop' themed items? Every time I come across one I just have to shake my head.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Christina
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Not really disgusted by it or anything, but I have to say my respect for the site died a little bit on seeing this.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Satyr
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really

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Riu
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yeah I thought it was funny but.. ew :x

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BlizzardLizzard
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Lol at people getting their panties in a bunch over pixel poo.

I think it's hilarious XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ChatLunatique
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Gonna have to get all of the poo-food for my gourmand pet, he tends to really like the gross food.
For something that so many people claim to be upset by, these are sure disappearing from the shops fast. Sure the humor is a little crass, but it's still humorous, and the art is well done.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ShinigamiKitsune
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Haha I'm having fun looking at all the 'srs bsnss' reactions.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moondrops
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Oh my god this is hilarious. ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dainty
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not really a fan of these items, but the art is really nice, so great job! ;w;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HALLA
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Don't you think the pee and poop jokes are more of the kindergarten repertoire?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tristaran
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- I think Allegria was making a potty joke about having urine as a side, hence "pee" and not "pea." But anywho.

The poop stuff has always kind of grossed me out, but it still makes me chuckle. The artists do a great job. The description for the plushie has always been one of my favorites on the site.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Allegria
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Wolf_Spirit, I think you missed the pun. Think of the context. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Five
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I love how seriously everyone is taking these.

Funnier than the items themselves, which aren't even that bad.

Grow a sense of humor.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mastication
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yuck.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bathory
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The petrified turd is meant to be styled after a term I can not say because it includes a cussword. Basically have you even been scared so bad you "pooped" a brick. I'm sorry not everyone enjoys my crappy humor

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wolf_Spirit
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I couldn't agree more with Rii.

And it's not "pee in a pod", Allegria, it's PEA.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Piplup
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Lmao. The reactions to this are priceless.

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