You never know when you\'re going to wake up in the morning with your homeland looking all different, and your shop missing. Suddenly, your customers are forced to enter a URL manually, the tokens start to dwindle, and before you know it, it\'s been a long, hard year for Elwood.

But do you know what else is long and hard? Wood. I\'m not going to let a little downturn in business prevent me from sharing my wood with as many people as possible. Now, I don\'t personally think that feet and wood mix, but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree, so please expect another helping of my wood for free, however you want to use it.