Elwood Day



You never know when you\'re going to wake up in the morning with your homeland looking all different, and your shop missing. Suddenly, your customers are forced to enter a URL manually, the tokens start to dwindle, and before you know it, it\'s been a long, hard year for Elwood.

But do you know what else is long and hard? Wood. I\'m not going to let a little downturn in business prevent me from sharing my wood with as many people as possible. Now, I don\'t personally think that feet and wood mix, but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree, so please expect another helping of my wood for free, however you want to use it.
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CelticRaiN
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I need to know who writes this stuff, and how much they're laughing when they write it. x)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PEG
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I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WOOD PUNS COMING. But what did I expect, really? <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by spoken
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I love you Elwood. You and your lovely wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Clandestine
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hahaha omg why is this post so amusing I think im in love &;†&;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyocera
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Oh Elwood your wood is amazing! Keep it comin! :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kellie_cd_sub
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thanks for the shoes!

i hear that!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Clefairy
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"but I am sure that there is a whole subculture of people that would disagree," i nearly spat my drink out at the screen -snorts-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Butterskotch
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Thanks for the morning laugh. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lie
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Oh Elwood, I'd love to take your long hard wood, thank you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wonder_461
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Every free item could be more of Elwood's wood, and it still would never be enough.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alenwen
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Elwood <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kisrah
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Ah there it is. I was wondering when the wood was coming.

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gigglesnort

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MerlinPendragon
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Cute shoes!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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I would imagine every year is long and hard for Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadow_770
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Hmmm.... wood. u

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KhepriRa
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Oh mister Elwood! swoon You're /so/ generous with your wood! ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rajah
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omg elwood, you are the best.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by far
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Awww yay :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Scone
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Thanks for the free wood~ I'll love it and cherish it always~ =w= //pets

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gothique
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I say feet and wood do mix rather well actually :o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chelsey
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I love to take wood. Especially when it's free =) Thanks!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anberlin
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Wood. Oh my god.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lisa
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All joking aside, I just want to snuggle him. Poor guy.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Loki_826
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Thanks for the free "wood" buddy. ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by So-so
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woo hoo... morning wood 😊

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Buggers
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oh my goodness, I'd take your wood any day....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CaveAdsum
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Free Wood! YAY!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Freak
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Haha, I love you, Elwood. So much.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by haneway
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Honey, your wood is always the best!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anasazi
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hey honey! loooong time no see. i bet you have some cough new cough merchandise .

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MOKONA
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April Fool's Day...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chelsey
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I love to take wood. Especially when it's free =) Thanks!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpoonyBard
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Who wouldn´t want your wood, dear? <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lumos_san
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Oh my god. Elwood, I love you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Water_400
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Wait so...April Fools?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Life
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omg these shoes are amazing

ALSO HIIIIII ELWOOD -bats eyelashes-

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