
Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.
With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.
Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
"(and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste)" ohmy gOD i appreciate this character so much