L\\\'amour Parlor



Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.

With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.

Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fallenemiko
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"(and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste)" ohmy gOD i appreciate this character so much

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Izzy
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Where are these "other services" I WANT THEM

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ATrueHeart
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All I have in my vaults are the Rainbow Candy Heart and 9 of the candy heart boxes. Why won't they work?"?????

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bakura
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too cute

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rachelle
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It won't let me buy anything, it keeps saying I don't have enough hearts when I do :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by taffyann
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Cutest item! Yay for new items! Thank you Subeta Team :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SweetMint
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So many things to pick from!!! I want all of it if I can XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FCoD
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Ah, so many beautiful items. :) Thanks Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DoomQueen
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"other services"...Does this mean we get a whore house like in Dragon Age?! PLEASE!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kink
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"If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events."

Maybe some people like variety, so they're not interested in keeping the their zombie skin for long, but they DO want to see new ones.

Heck, I want to see new zombie strains (even though I'm planning to keep my "old" one). u.u

With that said, some of those items are really neat! I'm having trouble buying them, though. Can you only use a certain Candy Heart to buy them?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Strength
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If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.

So you'd rather have zombies taken away from people just because some folks don't want to be a zombie all year 'round? That makes no sense. People can still enjoy being a zombie without sticking with their strand all year. Give me a break lol.

That being said, the items are lovely. I'm happy there's so much food in there! /shoves it all at her pet

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cheezmo
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woot, my stash of 2,635 candy hearts comes in handy now! HAHA

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PEG
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... so I guess I won't be able to cure this year. At this point, I could care less. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Seto
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Oh my, Louis looks even more fabulous now. ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nauro
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I knew I hoarded all those candy hearts for a reason.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lightnight99
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I love everything in that shop OAO I need 'em all!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blanche
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LOL LOL LOL dat skeleton :D I love this idea! Louis can sell all the pink cute items while Skitters sell all the zombie stuff ^-^ Now to collect more hearts!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yuzu
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OMG MUST HAVE ALL THE THINGS. D8 Wants everything in the shop

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by StarShadow
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Cool that we have a new shop. Assume it's only temporary. Just wish there was something in there I wanted, but unfortunately I don't see a single item I can use. Great idea though. So how do we get infected this year?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tilcara
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The items are awesome ! I wonder if it is intentional or not, but normally in French one says "mesdemoiselles" and "messieurs" in plural.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lina
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I really love the ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LadyTamarwen
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YAY! Welcome back, Month of Love!! I have missed you!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Holy
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To many wishlist items, i=I'm trowing my hearts at you! -

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FLUX
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I need ten thousand of the twerking skeletons.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Muerte
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Ohohohoho, did Subeta just make a very openly sexual guy ? XD

Anyhow. These items are amazing. I love me some candy related items (AND THAT SKELETON OH MY WORD, CALAVERA NEEDS HIM)... More female items than male, again, but just look at the 'Master' set. Oh man. That hair. That moustache.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alcremie
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Well, now I have a good reason to collect candy hearts.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ren
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omg skeleton, you twerk that bony ass

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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Trying to decide if "exciting packages" is an innuendo.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by crashingnightingales
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I love all new items, however I do wish the infections would simply come out already. It's getting tiring waiting for Pandemic to actually start (ie the actual infections).

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by twocents
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Oh, haha, just saw where we can turn them in. :D

But a link in the sidebar would be nice. Unless I'm just blind and there's already a clear place where this shop is located at on the Subeta map.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by twocents
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Can we get a link to this in our "currently happening" on the news page? And perhaps a way to turn candy hearts into currency (like epicon points or vesnali coins)?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Xiocite
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Wow, I love this

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Malygna
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Many beautiful items for my gallery -

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by simba
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Is it bad that I wish my bf had those black lace briefs? This whole thing is just awesome

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confection
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ALL OF THE YES

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amy
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Why can we collect rainbow hearts but not turn them in? :( Other than that -- I'm in love with all the non-zombie items. I'm such a fan of the pastel pinks and mints<3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by far
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Oh...my god xD But the infection ;u;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ixtab
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gemajgall I recommend you attend an Undead Citizens Appreciation and Sensitivity course

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shalashaska
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Holy Zombie Jesus this is all amazing ;w;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shalashaska
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RAH is that your work!?

Also YES for more staches <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by gemajgall
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I could kiss you Louis for being something unrelated to zombies! Finally! Thank you!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SYLVAN
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This is just, AHHH, can't even make english words now! Best shop item update EVER.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tribunal
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So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!

Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.

Now, if only the site would actually function :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tribunal
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So glad the 800 candy hearts I refreshed for last year finally have a purpose!

Also yes please for old cures! Especially last year... requiring those Ecks vials is only crappier and crappier as time goes on.

Now, if only the site would actually function :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lindsie
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SO CUTE OMGG. These items are amazing, I'm so glad I have off today to try and collect as many hearts as possible eeeeek. @ The link was a little hard to find in this post though, could we have a link to his shop put under Currently Happening?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lily
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I love all the neat new stuff!! Could he maybe stock the cures for all the previous years strains too? Maybe? :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Solsticesprite
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All right Louis, my pet Cerisecaprice has had a massive crush on you since forever. So I came into your shop and turned in 1000 candy hearts, and NOT ONE SERVICE did you offer.

You have established what you are, so all we're doing now is haggling over the price. waves handfuls of candy hearts like that guy in the Old Spice commercial

C'mon you, loose little Montre, tell me what it takes.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MissHarry
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For the sweet love of every god in the world I want ALL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lula
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why I can't use the Candy Hearts Box to buy? ç_ç

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ixtab
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he looks like he got a bit of an update! cute ^~^

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