L\\\'amour Parlor



Bonjour, mademoiselles (and monsieurs, I am an equal opportunity man of taste), it is I, Louis L\'amour, the true love doctor.

With the CID vaccine whisking away my business this year, a sophisticated gentleman must improvise, and so I would like to announce the grand opening of the L\'amour Parlor, a shop for all people of taste and decadence. I will be offering a variety of products (and services, if that is more to your taste), and all I ask in return is handful of candy hearts.

Stop by anytime and see the exciting packages I have waiting for you!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by moveonover
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He doesn't take the Rainbow Candy Heart I wonder why...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Smugleaf
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I'd prefer to be diagnosed by you than that perverted cheapskate of a doctor.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lindsey
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want eeeverything all the art is amazing

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BoaConstrictor
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Oh my God, Amber, thank you - I didn't see that!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rei_106
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ohmygod did you guys plan for this there was just a MLP special on!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amber
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You have to turn them into him, the hearts, to be able to use them.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CakeMoose
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Holy damn!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sefyra
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Louis can service me :| Don't even care.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by BoaConstrictor
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"Oh No! You do not have enough Candy Hearts to buy this item!" I have like 500 Hearts in my inventory?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jaya
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That dress! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lyriel
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i don't know why but, the thing with the vaccine and now THIS here, why do people think that this solidifies the end of the plot or the end of curses?

ever read a manga? ever read a krimi? especially a vaccine and the fact that ecks works now with skitters means more to me: the vaccine is NOT the perfect thing that will come

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Princess_Tulip
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While I love the items I just wish the infections would come out, and now I'm rather scared they won't.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ZERO
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I do love this shop but pleeeease let there be infections this year ;n; this is my favorite subeta holiday.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Patience_363
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I <3 this :O

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LucidDreams
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Oh my god I love everything!! :O You guys are so amazing ❤ ❤ ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sopheroo
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He&;s got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I&;m terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there&;s not going to be an infection this year.

If a year without infection makes people think twice about curing as soon as Masquerade comes around, I'm okay with this.

If being a zombie is so important for people, why are they such in a hurry to cure for good when the next event happen? A lot of users have had their virus for four years and still take part in events.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Siri
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Well, very nice and so, but... I still miss to be a zombie. :| patiently wait

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ChibiStraws
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WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ChibiStraws
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WHERE ARE THE INFECTIONS?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cresenta
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NEED THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLL!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Calculus
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I NEED EVERYTHING. Welp, there goes my weekend.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vespertine
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shrieking there are no words LOUIS MARRY ME I WILL WEAR ALL THE LACY THINGS FOR YOU

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Riley
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omfg the skeleton cries

but those lacey bodices. T________T;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by demon
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...oh

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Roan
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He's got a shop now. Nice. But. . . I'm terrified that this just solidifies the idea that there's not going to be an infection this year. D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lyriel
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i began reading the post and thought: OH PLEASE LET THE CURRENCY BE HEARTS AND IT ISSSSSSSS!

i love you all ;A;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CORE
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How charming. I actually approve (which is saying something, as I'm not much of a romantic).

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Evy
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Did not see that coming! Great items!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InvaderGEL
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...does this mean we won't be making a cure this year? :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lia
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dies

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sopheroo
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And the plural of "monsieur" is "messieurs"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by pusheen
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My pink themed gallery is overjoyed!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Everdeen
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can we just

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wanda
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SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sopheroo
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Louis, the plural of "mademoiselle" is not "mademoiselles", it's "mesdemoiselles"

;)

FAKEY FAKEY FRENCH MONTRE

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fortune
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Such an awesome idea! I have candy hearts practically coming out of my ears :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deneb
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Need ALL the items!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lirikai
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L'amour, why you do this to me? I need all of these. ;A;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rune_148
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eeeeee ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shout
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Awesome!!! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bulleta
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO HAPPY WITH THIS

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by So-so
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hahahahah ...no

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Plewps
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Need that

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Buraindo
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omgawd awesomeeeee

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