My cat sadly passed away after ten years today, and i made a feli pet that i am trying to get enough CSC to get an angelic potion for.

So, while i figure out how to do that, tell me a joke. something to cheer me up. Also feel free to post any cute or funny gifs.

Thanks guys :/

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Sorry to hear about your cat <3 I'm sure they had a wonderful life in the time they got to spend with you.

knock knock who's there olive olive who? olive you. :3

(Only works in the US?)

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks, "Uh, excuse me, but why is there a paper towel on your head?"

The pirate responds, "Arrr, Thar be a bounty on 'me 'ead."

Where does the king keep his armies?

the joke is funny.

She was a good and happy old lady. Nice happy long life.

haha im gonna use that on my hubby

that is super funny

Sorry for your loss, friend. Hope this dumb joke (that took me way too long to remember) helps.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

Warning label on a can of nuts - May Contain Nuts.

In some villages the death toll exceeded 100% (From a college term paper about the Bubonic Plague)

I don't make boys! - A "man" claimed, when denying paternity.

Blonde joke time

How do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a circular room and tell them to find a corner

How does a blonde confuse you? They tell you they found the corner.

How is a heart surgeon better than a mechanic?

The mechanic can't fix a running engine.

-But...-

How is a mechanic better than a heart surgeon?

The surgeon can't offer a new, unused heart.

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, they croak every day.