A little hard to decide on the winners, prizes will be given out later tonight <3 Thanks for participating, look out for the next contest!

Prizes 1st: 250CSC (because it was the funniest when i first read it) 2nd: 1 Week GA medal 3rd: 3mil sP

next time, please be sure that the contest is still open and that you read the rules, thanks.

Thanks for the giveaway! Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

that made me snort nice! A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

What was Camelot famous for?

It's knight life!

You wanna hear a story about vegetables? Lettuce tell you one.

i need it too

need what?

also, to everyone so far! let's say two of them so far made me giggle a bit ;D keep it up <3

I tried to transmute silver once.

It took [Ag]-es!

Did you hear about oxygen?

So, oxygen went on a date with potassium. Apparently it went Ok. I thought oxygen was going out with magnesium, and I was like.. OMg! Apparently nitrogen had asked oxygen out first but oxygen was like "NO".

And that was the story of oxygen.

<3 you silly bean that joke XD

k I wouldn't normally be pinging any entries till the end but 2 things

1. omg that joke ;P
2. I love your forum art!!

[Na][H], you're the silly one. ;P

You don't have to count this one. I just wanted to reply to you.

A blonde goes up to her accounting instructor saying she still doesn't understand the material and her dad is an accountant. The instructor says to her "Too bad you didn't inherit his accounting genes" The blonde then replies with " but I'm wearing my own jeans"

Sorry if this offends anyone.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Did you hear about the girl that put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind? :-)

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: He felt crummy!

I know they are corny but had to give it a try.. hehe

1. Aw, thanks! I love a good joke so I'm always up for sharing them!
2. Thanks! I actually commissioned it from !

Two nuns are driving down the road in Transylvania when suddenly a vampire jumps out in front of them, the first nun says to the other "Quick! show him your cross." so the second nun rolls down her window, sticks her head out of the car and yells "Get out of the road, you toothy git!"

My moms favorite joke :')

What did the skeleton say when he saw the icecream truck go by ?

I scream for icecream

thanks for this!

What do you call an old snowman? Water!