Here's a nerdy one for you =P

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

Thanks everyone for participating! Keep it up~<3

Remember, you can post ONE new joke after 5 people have posted (not including my or your posts)!

I might extend the deadline if there's not a lot of participation, so pinging friends/groups is not a bad thing ;)

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain.

What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain.

why can't a bike stand on it's own? It's two tired!

Okay, closing today @ 11:59pm, my time (I'm 3 hours behind subeta time ;)

get your entries in while it's still open~<3

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849"

Teacher: Why are you late today? Student: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar note on the street. Teacher: That's nice. Did you help him to find that note? Student: No. I was standing on it.

OKAY closed <3

will be posting winners and giving prizes either today or tomorrow <3

One day, a pregnant woman was walking around the park. She bumped into a little boy, who really didn't know anything. The little boy looked up at her and randomly said, "do you have a baby?" "Why, yes, yes, I do!" She replied. "Do you love it?" The boy asked. ""Of course! What a silly question to ask!" The boy seemed surprised. "Then why did you eat it?"

I'm bored to death, so I'll just make another joke. It's gonna be boring and un-original, though 😂

What happens when a witch steps into sand? A "sandwitch"! I know, so unoriginal 😂 anyway, thanks so much for this giveaway!!