So I'm renting out the bottom of a house during the summer because it was easier to get a job here than back home. I live with 3 other people, a guy and a couple. The couple hasn't moved in yet and and so far it's only me and the guy.

I already have a bf, so it doesn't hurt me to talk about anything with this guy. However my bf is not here.

So last night I was trying to get to sleep and failing miserably. It was really warm here and therefore I opened my window for the night. I just moved in here and haven't bought a fan yet. :(

So I'm sitting in here, trying to cool off when I hear it.

MY WHORE NEIGHBORS ARE GOING AT IT.

I seriously wouldn't call them that if it wasn't for the fact that they have have like a GAZZILION different kids who look nothing alike. She needs to learn it's a vagina and not a clown car k.

I look out the window and discover the window where they are near. It's open. I was tempted to take a water gun and be all

DOCKMASTER MEET YOUR DEMISE..when my housemate knocks at my door.

I turn around and open the door. He's like I know you are probably sexually frustrated Your boyfriend is not here I know it's natural But please keep it down when you're masterbating.

..... ..... .....

I'm like WHAAAATTTT?!? It's not ME it's THEM. They're having LOUD. SEX.

I proceed to show him. So he sits on my computer chair and looks are me quizzically. After about 10 more minutes when they start to quiet down, he does the unexpected.

HE STARTS TO FUCKING CLAP.

OMFG they stopped!

He continues to clap and I get the message. I shout out GOOD JOB I GIVE YOU 4 OUT OF 5 STARS GOLD STAR JOB

I did not hear a single peep the rest of the night. I haven't seen my neighbors (or their children) today either. Amazing.

thats really weird. im scared.

Your friend sounds like a funny person. xD

If I were you, I would have made equally loud noises. Just saying.

Dude. You used Dockmaster. And the rest of your story is just amazing. You win a gold star.

Seriously though, sorry about your whore neighbors. I would've gone through with taking a watergun to their asses.

Oh god. If I heard people getting it on really loudly, I'd just sit at my computer and be all...

it's her vagina she can use it as she pleases (PAINFUL EYEROLL)

XDDDD This just made the rest of the post the best thing I've ever read!

i would have been making gorilla noises at them. impulse.

Wow...that's an extreme step but neededXD

That's just greatXD

Wow...that's really funny. XD You have brightened up my day. Thank you. XD

Wow, I LOL'd! :D Your housemate sounds like a pretty cool guy.