O-o. Okay, so I'm having a conversation with Michelle () on MSN, and it went as follows:

Would someone like to tell me what they think a non-food food item would be?

maybe like...a plastic toy food? :P

I'll come back with a definition, I promise :P Erm, as soon as I get my brains to start working again.

Not pica okai XD

WATER?

i say things like that though. "IT WAS HARD BUT NOT DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN? D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:"

Maybe a non-food food would be like.. Play-doh xD;; I heard it's nontoxic.. but I still prefer actual food to erm.. ''non-foods'' ;)

I'm thinking like the wax food you find in furniture stores.

They really should put a sign or something. I keep thinking they're gonna serve me lunch :(

Those plastic grapes that look real?

LOL I made the statement and yet you guys understand it better than I do XD

It's rather embarrassing if you knew what I meant to say but somehow it came out as non-food food =/

edit: railuff - lol if that's the case I really DO like non-food food ;)

So Rae...What dose non-food food tast like, and where can i get some?

Non-food food is like candy and sweets and shit. It's empty calories.

Or that's what I think it is.

I thought it was things that are edible but aren't the normal idea of foods like bugs or sweets that look like other things. ...but I like what Nosface put.

Oh my god I used to chew on those for HOURS as a child. My mom glued them to headbands XD Definitely a non-food food

The person who got it right is .... Nosface :)

I don't consider little bits of sweets/snacks etc as food food :P I used to snack on them all morning and come lunch time I'd be, okay let's go for lunch, I'm hungry. And yes, I love my non-food food <3

Ugh, I've had one of THOSE type of non-food before not by choice though. It was some like grilled? crickets when I was in Cambodia. People were eating them like popcorn. Never again :P

haha I giggled at this.

but maybe that's because I'm very intoxicated with the sleepiness.

Say 'what' again.

Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

i got it on the second guess when i realised she wasn't talking about subeta items!!!

(first guess was, for the record, "like a spork you can eat?")

When I think "non-food food" I think of food that isn't food like a double cheeseburger or something.Sure you can eat it, but that doesn't mean it is REAL food.

Chicken you take home from the farm and cook yourself:REAL food Chicken you take home from some fast food restaurant in a cardboard box: Non-Food Food

See what I mean?