There are so many topics about shit..what is the sudden fascination?

So..to make this a valid topic. What is the most awkward conversation you've ever had?

Mine would have to be when my dad tries to talk to me about guys. He's so bad at it haha

Any talk about religion with my mom is awkward. D;

probably this one-_- why are there so many topics about poop

This one? No way haha This topic isn't even about poop.

Well it is a conversation about awkward conversations so that does make it awkward, in its own way xD

I don't get why talking about poop on the internet is so awkward. I mean, I don't even know any of you guys, and probably never will...Besides:

Never said it was awkward! I don't think many people on here do, that's why there are so many topics on it all the sudden. everyone is coming out of their shells awww (:

I was just trying to think of a topic that maybe more people could contribute to, ya know..And on the line of poop i thought awkward because shit CAN be awkward, in person.

IT'S A POOPAPALOOZA! ~

Not an awkward conversation really, but someone texted me yesterday and my ringtone is to 3OH!3's Starstrukk. (take note that that music video has censored lyrics, lol!)

My mom looked at me like 'wtf'. Especially because she somehow knew the text was from this older guy (he's 24, I'm 18) I work with at the barn and she doesn't really like our relationship. :( Or at least she's suspicious of it.

That was awkward.

Probably anything to do with my past. >.>

hahaha wow..yeah..that is a very good question

You know, that watery feeling in your head when you pass under a tree? It's not dew from the trees, but fruit poop.

I hope I have enlightened you.

Seriously? I'm used to awkward conversations. When you don't really have too much of a conversation to keep with someone besides anime, you have to go through some weird stuff. That's how I manage to find trustful friends. They don't call me a freak when I ask them if they ever found bugs in their food by accident.

My most awkward conversations is when my mom brings up sex. Questioning me constantly if I'm a virgin. I'm a bit insulted, actually. I've never had a real boyfriend. Never had a real kiss. I never leave the house. I never have anyone over. Wtf. Dx

Plus back a couple years ago she thought I was pregnant or on drugs or some shit. Come on, really? It's always her questioning me about something like that. It's awkward not only because I'm uncomfortable talking about it, but also because she never believes me.

Then there IS the fact my mom feels the need to tell everyone about my digestive problems and how I can't hold in anything I eat. Aka I POOP right after I eat anything. Yeah.

I thought I was the only one who noticed!

Yes well, it's not awkward for me.

But talking about my friends itchy vagina is.

[edit] OH GOD MAYBE IT'S THAT TWO GIRLS ONE CUP THING.

I GOT A VIDEO OF MY REACTION. HILARIOUS STUFF, MY FRIEND.

i was feeling a little warmer than usual, heading toward a fever, and i only go to my dad's on weekends. he was very nuturing and sympathetic. he got me ice water and a dish with cold water and a hand towel in it and turned on the ac. happy feelings //^//^// i am loved by my family finally. then i asked my dad if i could take a shower in a few and he turned around towards me and asked, what? O.o! can i take a shower in a few? he starts freaking out and laughing. i thought you said, CAN I TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU. you're too old for that! then he calls out to the rest of the people that live there from the room and they all laugh. he keeps laughing and says AWKWARD! and leaves. when i go back to get some more water, they see me and start chuckling -_____-; leaves topic

Like a week ago, my mom tried to start a conversation about porn... and she pronounced it pr0n(You could actually hear the zero, I'm serious) I simply zoned out and nodded a lot... But it was still very awkward...

Haha, once my dad was talking to me about his ex-girlfriends. And then he left and my mom is like "you might have an older brother from one of dad's college girlfriends."

I was sitting in shock for like 10 minutes after that.

Poop conversations are even more awkward when it's your ten-year-old brother explaining what it feels like. In detail. While he's still on the toilet.

And it's happening right this second :x

Here's an awkward conversation: My mom and I went to visit some of our elderly neighbors who can't get out much. We'd been sitting with them for 30 minutes or so when my mom starts discussing astrology with the wife, Lee. They're comparing symbols and such, Lee's a ram, Tom, her husband, is a bull, etc...Then my mom pipes up, Amber is a virgo or virgin. Tom had zoned off by this point and he had been drinking quite a bit all day, but at this point his brain turned on, he looked at me and said, "So you're a virgin, huh? You need any help with that?" and then gave me some cheesy grin.

Ehhhhh, drunk elderly men in weelchairs must be my thing. I've still got it.