just post a joke that's made you laugh!! I'll go first, with one that's infamous in my family for how funny my brother found it when he was a kid 😂

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left for school? "Bye, son!!"

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This beautifully crafted phrase from a college research paper describing the bubonic plague.

"In some villages the death toll exceeded 100%."

An elegant lapse of judgement, considering the source.

What is the difference between a doctor and a mechanic?

A mechanic can't fix a running engine, and doctors can't offer new, unused parts.

another infamous joke from my brother:

What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese!!!

Warning on a can of mixed nuts " May contain nuts"

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam

A Bizzaro panel has a small dog drinking at a bar, the caption reads "Jack Daniels Terrier".

Where can mine adopt one?

Why did the little strawberry cry?

Bc his mom was in a jam

A letter bomb was sent back to the sender, because of insufficient postage, the sender opened it...

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

40 years ago a 10 Mb hard drive sold for $3398 USD.

Seriously?

A stupid criminal asks for change to a $20, and then holds up the clerk for all the money in the register. The clerk handed over what turned out to be $16 after the thief ran off.

Did a robbery even occur?