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May 18, 2023 2 years ago
Sigrid
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What did Babycorn say to Mamacorn?

Where's Popcorn?

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May 18, 2023 2 years ago
QueenSpazzy
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What kind of neck wear do chocobos wear to formal events? Chocobow ties.

[font=times new roman]"There's no better vengeance than learning to enjoy again." [/font]

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May 18, 2023 2 years ago
Sigrid
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This one's a bit mean but: What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, it still won't come.

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May 19, 2023 2 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

"I don't make boys!" - IMO the stupidest excuse mine have heard for denying paternity.

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May 21, 2023 2 years ago
QueenSpazzy
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What do you call an avian hip hop artist? A RAPtor.

(Yes, I am lame pun royalty, I relish in being lord of my trash heap of jokes with my paper crown.)

[font=times new roman]"There's no better vengeance than learning to enjoy again." [/font]

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May 22, 2023 2 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Never seen on a prescription label : No side effects.

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Mar 21, 2024 2 years ago
UnknownLieutenant
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What's green but not heavy?

Light green!

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Apr 7, 2024 1 year ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

From Animaniacs:

Jester - "Hey, this anvil was so big."

Crowd - "How big was it?"

Anvil falls on jester

Jester - "I don't know, I can't read the cue card..."

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