Now I have seen everything. He looks so funny!

I went to look at his costume and he said this: "What took you so long? Kid, you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop, and just about as useful as a football bat!" Oof XD

Yeah, ok. That's fucking great, lmfao.

Why yes, he enjoys the ballet in his off-time, and I hear he's a fantastic dancer!

Pink really is his color.

Biting my tongue on the rest.

He's had that costume for a few years now. And from what little I know, you have to be in REALLY good shape for ballet. So maybe it suits him better than you think. At any rate, far as I'm concerned, he can wear whatever he likes.

My head cannon is that he has a little girl and she asked him to dress up with her.

I bet he's got nieces and only nieces. xD It takes a different kind of strength and grit to endure playing house and tea parties all the time, and Major Drills has it.

A drill sergeant I know was the absolute biggest softie when it came to his girl. I remember coming over and there he was with painted nails and the most glittertastic makeup I have seen outside a drag show. He shot a look that would kill, couldn't acknowledge it unless his little girl asked if her Daddy was pretty. When I went to the backyard with his wife, we broke down hysterical.

bob ross was a master sergeant(!!!!) too-- they all have their soft sides, glad drills indulges his. the reason bob is so soft spoke is he vowed to never yell after his military work, allegedly!

i like that idea.

Bob Ross was a sergeant!? I never knew that! That's a really cool fact to find out.

That's adorable! What a good dad. Major Drills is drill sergeant by day, badass Dad/Uncle by night.

Thanks for sharing! That made me smile! ❤

Can we talk about Saggi's costume cuz-- fuck