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Dec 11, 2017 8 years ago
Lisa
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So I have to share this with you guys...

I work at the front desk at an assisted living community. It's snowing out and this visitor is just leaving. We're doing the usual 'Stay warm out there, drive safe, blah blah blah' and then she pops out this gem:

"This is worse than real snow this weather!"

It's not ice, not a mix, just...big ol' normal snowflakes. I'm seriously still WTF'ing. I just...I can't...brain shorts out

[edit] Jesus H. And now this happened and I have to add it.

Part of my job is answering phones. And once in a while I get a call from "Windows Technical Support". Yeah. It hadn't happened for a while, so I figured they finally got a clue. Nope.

Caller: Hello. This is Tracy from Windows Technical Support. I am calling... Me: starts laughing Seriously? You're still at this? You haven't come up with a better scam yet? Caller: Ma'am, this is...mutters under her breath Oh fuck it. hangs up Me: completely loses it laughing

What an idiot. Seriously? Do they think people are that dumb? Well, I'm not. Thanks for the laughs though, "Tracy"!

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Dec 13, 2017 8 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

Driving with my windows down year round gets me those looks. They work too, I just feel like I'm boiling inside a car.

No significant fallout yet...

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Dec 15, 2017 8 years ago
Bliss
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Maybe it was potato flakes falling from the sky? :o


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Dec 15, 2017 8 years ago
Lisa
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Suuuure...a cargo plane carrying boxes of potato flakes exploded overhead...which means that's not snow outside...it's...MASHED POTATOES!! grabs butter and fork and runs outside

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Dec 15, 2017 8 years ago
Bliss
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OMG! Please bring the gravy!


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Dec 22, 2017 8 years ago
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Trickster Cherub

.< Man I wish it wasn't "real" snow. I'm not fond of snow. It's cold which is one of the worst things ever in this world, and then it's also wet which maks the cold worse and it makes driving scary.

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Dec 22, 2017 8 years ago
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Tobias Meriwether

My sister once said that her head-neck was bothering her... your 'real snow' reminded me of that XD

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