I'm feeling pretty crummy about myself and my life and general such fun topics so hey why not do a giveaway and make other people happy since I can't be lmaoooo

Tell me a joke (the more terrible it is the better, dad jokes are the best) and I'll try to give you something off of your WL or a wiz token. I'm not pinging giveaway bc I don't want to get swamped, but feel free to ping some friends, especially if they're down in the dumps too.

Giveaway ends sometime tomorrow (8/3/17)

On with the pity party! cute animals or other happy/silly things are appreciated too but only jokes will get an item bc I need those most!

(since this is going slowly imma go ahead and ping and since y'all are buds and deserve love but yeah don't ping giveaway I just don't have the funds lmao)

Here's one my bf always tells me when I'm down: Thanks for this! How do snails fight? They slug it out! Animal jokes are great! Hope you feel better soon!

Oh that's a good one. Thanks, I'll send your item in a moment!

I feel you hugs Thank you for doing this giveaway.

Here's my go to bad joke: "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849"

Hope in the near future you feel better hugs again

You might want to check this out

Lol I'm not sure which I like better, the joke or that poor, determined cat. Thanks for these, I'll send your item in a moment

I absolutely love science jokes! One part because they're kind of smart. Kind of. Also because they are usually horrible.

Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Have you heard about the couple oxygen and potassium? They're OK.

A photon is asked if it needs help with it's luggage. It responds, "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

But if you're more of a history or english person, there's plenty of those too. They are just as bad.

Why was WWI so short? They were Russian. Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin.

Do you like Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny.

And I need to be done now. Hope you feel better with the power of lame jokes!

Oh YES these jokes are great. Thanks so much, I'll send your item in a moment

Aw sorry you're feeling that way bud (but also can really relate ugh)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

I love these squishy cephalopods, here's a little pic for you too cause animal pics heal the heart:

I hope these lame jokes do you good and bring out a little chuckle! hugs Feel better soon ❤

a termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

What do you call a snooty criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending

I'm really sorry you're having a bad time. I hope it gets better quickly.hope

omg a dumbo octopus those things are so cute. and ty darlin hugs I'll send your item in a sec

Lol I've never heard the termite one before, it took me a second. I'll send your item in a sec, thanks v much

Get ready cause these are really terrible:

Warning: extreme lameness (aka my fave)

Hope things get better for you soon! Nice of you to do a giveaway like this though, hopefully the jokes and all will help :)

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

I hope things look up for you soon!

Those are all such good classics. Esp the nacho one. Who doesn't love nachos? I'll send your item soon, tyvm!

^ that's the best one yet. It's cat-tastic. I'll send your item in a sec, thanks for the smile <3

Aren't they the cutest? :D Thank you for the gift lovely ❤

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide :D lol

lmaooo wow that took me a second to see that L. Super cute. I'll send your item in a sec, tyvm!

What is it when a cow laughs? Moo-ha-hahaha

What do you call a cat that goes to space? Rockat

What do you give a cannibal when he's late for supper? A cold shoulder

(these are all by a certain someone if anyone recognizes them lmao)

Hope you feel better, all the best!

You're most welcome, glad I could make you smile :3 Thank you also <3

I don't recognize them but whoever did it is a comic genius. I'll send your item in a sec, tyvm

thank you! My brother told me the termite joke a long time ago. Glad I could pass it on.