I'm not sure what this is even supposed to be but the look plus the item description plus the fact that's it's just named Edward makes this one of my faves xD

smells her farts and likes it troollllololol come at me now ahaha

Well that is an interesting flower. Hey wait...what the? IS THAT ALLOWED?!

It was a tie with another item, but I decided to go with this one ahaha.

Also I don't really know anyone on here so good luck to everyone on all the prizes!! :D

This item made me snort a bit the first time I saw it. I don't think it's even meant to be a joke or anything, but all I could do was imagine an actual kora having a head/face that looked like this and...

I kinda need someone to make fan art of this possibly...

Anyway, has a terrible secret, but I can't keep it from the world anymore. She is the one responsible for all of our socks that go into the laundry machine and never come out. She eats them and uses them to dress up her imaginary friends.

Oh, I can always think of only one funny item. :D

But to make up funny lies is a lot harder Dx Are we allowed to edit them later? >_<

I think this is funny. likes to collect gloves and plays glove puppets with her feet!

- these remind me of what guys would worry would happen if me or another girl didn't do certain acts on them ASAP...I always told em to take a cold shower ;)

Also, can balance a spoon on the tip of her nose. ;)

This cracks me up every time I see it. The description only makes it better.

As for a lie...

I understand once spent a year masquerading as a functional adult, but it ended in disaster when the IRS audited her for not filing taxes on the profits she'd made moonlighting as a bank robber.

pretends he's a princess, all day, everyday.

When you literally get the poo scared out of you. For some reason it always makes me giggle.

is eats cat turds. :P <3 ILYBB, look at the first post.

he looks like a prego superhero guy! lol

likes to run naked and play pokemon at work!

hehe.

smells of elderberries. No not really but she does secretly love Justin Bieber. Shh don't tell anyone.

(Thanks for the laugh xD)

[item2=Lord Batpigg de Wobblesteine] the name makes me giggle

doesn't actually know what a potato is

Thank you for doing such an anazing giveaway!

My entry is this little fella: [ITEM=Turdlephug]

To be fair all of the phugs are amazingly hilarious, but I thought this one has the most funniest expression!

Hmm the funniest item on the site that I can think of... That would have to be [item=Mr. Googly Eyes Cardboard Poisson Davril] It looks like a fish made out of cardboard with wax lips and googly eyes :P

's farts smell like Taco Bell :P

The description of this always makes me laugh. Try reading it out loud, the ridiculousness of it starts to set in haha Hope that's alright, I couldn't think of an item that actually looked funny Dx

wears banana peels as shoes.

Jiovanni thank you for putting on this giveaway it's really generous of you.

The funniest/weirdest item I have seen on this site is "Nicole Richie" which is literally just a photo of her. I don't know if this was some kind of inside joke before I joined or something; but just one photo of a celebrity as an item shrugs with confusion Why though?

thinks that the 'point hat' is the greatest thing to happen to fashion in the entire history of the world and never leaves the house without one. (;

Thank you for holding this giveaway :D so nice of you! I would like to enter with [Item=gourk]

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actually comes from Hawaii, but as she was always that pale she had to move to germany where she and her skin fits in better :P

Super nice of you to hold a giveaway! One of my favourite items is the description makes me lol every time Description: Ohhhhhhhh, a skitinditin bitten la momobabaritin surfsup kitin dangle ma leg-in where you bin hidin in nomnom on ma chikin bo fo bam-ba-dindins

I really shouldn't be telling you all this, but all those songs that get stuck in your head and won't go away, is actually responsible for it! They send little gnomes out that only know bits and pieces of songs that sneak into your house/car/job and quietly hum to you until the song is forever stuck in your head and you can't get it out!

has always been one to make me laugh. xD

likes to dress up as a cat and pretend she is one. ;) (ILY! Check the first post. c: )