This one is hilarious to me lol. :)

She's kidnapped all of the cats in the world and plans on taking it over with her minions! Wait she really already did that lol. :P

farts taco smell on you :D

[item=Yo Ho: A Love Story] the description on this always makes me laugh xD likes to lather herself in baby oil and slide down aisles at walmart ;D haha come join!:D

has always made me laugh SUPER HARD. actually, any of the Amy Lee items just send me into a fit of giggles.

also likes to chew her toenails

Hey better out than in amiright? And you caught me, I have no sense of smell at all so maybe I enjoy the smell of farts or maybe I don't? The world will never know

I see lots of poop items and I agree, poop jokes always make me laugh xD

My contribution to this is:

While it's a beautiful depiction of a cactus Shinwa rolling her eyes into the farthest corner and giving us her best duck face, can you imagine beating it up to get the candy inside? The slow deformation and eventual rips and gaping holes as we destroy her beautiful face for the the mere momentary sweet treats inside? Rip Shinwa Pinata

I tag ~ She's a stunning model who is over 6 ft and can rock the catwalk in insane heels, she's been to lots of cool countries for shows and met her super rich boyfriend at one of them, and she has her life totally put together! LOL oops love you babe ;D (read the first post)

the description doesn't help either xD

likes to dress up like a rabbit and pretend she is one :3 (read first post xDD)

If you miss it, the description helps. xD ...they never specified what kind of stray beads they are.

Also collects the feet of Ken dolls. She cuts them off with a rusty razor blade and puts them in a pink mason jar. She's a weirdo.

omg you swore you'd never tell. ;.;

sorry not sorry. xoxoxo

Rude. ._.

You told my secret first so like it's only fair. You're the one with the Ken doll foot fetish. That's like rude to both Barbie and Ken.

Noses. I legit would bite them off Ken when I was a kid to piss off my older sister. xD

Oh my god I cannot even believe I was kind of close. xD Wow, you were an asshole. God I love you. If the head of my barbies ever fell off, I'd like stick it back on but it'd go allll the way down the neck to the chest and I just had creepy neckless barbies. Like a lot of them. Stuff of nightmares.

omfg I did the same. We had this one Aladdin doll whose head regularly came off but it snapped right back on so we would just make his head float around sometimes it was great. xD

"I can show you the world!~ ...no really look at my head float around. No, this isn't The Exorcist."

This guy right here. We had both of them. :D

I have 2 jasmine dolls now but god, I miss this one so much. :( She was the best.

My favorites were my Britney Spears Barbie (WHO COULD BELLY DANCE DUDE. LIKE HER BELLY WAS SQUISHY AND FLEXIBLE. which in hindsight is creepy af), Ariel Barbie, and this figure skating Barbie whose head was shaped differently than other barbies for some reason. Omg I wonder if figure skating barbie was a knockoff and not even a barbie.

I miss all the original Disney Barbies tbh. Because like...they were better than the super creepy ones out now. :x

I don't even know what barbies look like now. o.o I should look next time I'm in Target.

Good luck. The Disney ones have like..massive heads. D:

Like... Look at this creepery...

Oh my god no. Poor Rapunzel, she's like top heavy. And why is Jasmine's head a triangle? Snow White's like "please kill me i didn't deserve this, this is not who i am. mother fucker i'm the fairest of the land."