
-Disease
The Case of the Suffocated Heiress
Of all the nexus joints in all the intergalactic universe, she had to walk into mine. Don't get me wrong. I needed my first customer, and she turned out to be one hot marmot in a clinging red dress. Of course, considering the size of marmots, any dress would be likely to cling, but this one clung in all the right places, enough to make my secretary, Francine, snort.
Add the fact that I needed my first case. My free remodeling months were up and Squirrely wanted the rent. What I owed was small enough, since my office was an unused potting shed in the east garden, but an unemployed gumshoe isn't worth enough for even that.
Anyway, there she sat, Bacina Marmota, exotic as they come, and rich to match.
"It's a ghastly mess, Nutsy," she began, settling herself into my only comfortable chair, which I had whisked away from Francine's desk, "you don't mind if I call you Nutsy, do you?"
"Not at all, Ms. Marmota," I replied pleasantly. "I'm about as Nusty as they come."
She smiled, her perfectly flat central teeth gleaming under her twitching nose. "Good, then I'll proceed to my family's dilemma. We have, how shall I put this delicately, a rather dead body on our hands, my cousin, Caudata. Perhaps you've heard of her?"
Who hadn't? You couldn't watch Squirrel Tube without seeing one of her infamous escapades. Caudata was one wild marmot, with her golden fur gleaming as she broke hearts of many species and engaged in extreme squirrel sports with a daredevil come-what-may attitude.
"Caudata is dead?" I stammered, taken aback at the news.
Bacina whipped out a small linen handkerchief and wiped her eyes sadly. "I'm afraid so, and not from natural causes. The coroner says she was drugged and then...she gave a small hiccup of sadness...strangled. This was in her room, which was locked from the inside, and so we didn't find her body until the next afternoon, when Tamias, our groundskeeper, noticed that an upper level window on the burrow was open and climbed up to close it. That was when he saw her body collapsed by the bed."
She sobbed twice. "Oh, Nutsy, it's just a nightmare for all of us. Please help us solve this, and quickly, before the press tears our family to shreds! We can't last more than three weeks at the most before this scandal blows up in all our snouts!"
My gallantry took over. "Fear not, Ms. Marmota! My skilled detectives and I, of course, will solve this for you in no time!"
To be continued....
(OOC - OMG I was just thinking about this today.. GET OUT OF MY MIND!)
settles in and waits for more to come...
smooch tickle stuff mouth with cake :D
Taking on another humungous challenge. I am in as well but would like to be on a team. Will see how I can find. How many make a team for this??
Going Fishing!!! 🐟
Of course an expert gumshoe such as yourself would know the way to this man's heart. devours cake without shame

I might need someone to help me crop my Ha when I make it... my paint program sucks
I'll take a look at this tomorrow evening. I'll be a part of 's team. I'll be out of town all day tomorrow. Good night

I'd advise at least one partner, Chookie, but you can do up to six. We had some folks wanting new teammates at the end of WS2, so I'm sure some folks will show up. We have new folks interested in a team as well.
Elementary, my dear Fresh. (BTW--he never said that--but then he never looked as good as Benedict Cumberbatch either. ;) )
Great set-up!
Travel safely, hun!
Ah my adventurers, I have missed you!!
((ooc)) Thanks -squishes- I was just thinking the other day that I missed having something like WS to keep me entertained xD Also I left Reaper there and it seems to have worked in my favor -shimmies around- Also I added an HA because I forgot to do that and forgot I was not dressed in any way that would match my fun little set-up haha, so feel free to see what Reaper looks like after a few months of sitting around twiddling her thumbs at the Squirrel.
Lair Bears Dance Mix! (play it on shuffle)
: Yay! We're going to be awesome!
Count me in for this....have been looking forward to this since you mentioned it <3 I will be on a team (me and my team will let you know later who we are lol)
edit: Also..are we allowed to take our companions with us (my hawk ;) )
just pinging you two here to see if you want to join in

Will try to follow this as best as I can, am dealing with painful RL stuff.
RIP Mom, I love & miss you more than you know. Tell Dede hi.
Ocean Conservation Namibia on YouTube... they do good work! https://www.ocnamibia.org
Webby who had kinda made the squirrel her permananet home... but had wandered off to do some work for her job felt a slight tingling senesations that meant something was not right and made her way back to the Squirrel as soon as possible. In the midst she lost her job because she left everything for her friends.
i am in and with ya on this doll.
Our Lair is proof you don't have to stand face to face to know you've got friends who stand with you when you need us.
Mni wiconi -- water is life
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Die is coming! o.o
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Frieda was pouring over the shipping manifests for the next trip to Atebus to take supplies to her clinic in Zaira. She looked up from her desk and gazed out the office window and saw a ground taxi pull into the warehouse compound. She thought it strange because she was totally unaware that there was any such thing as a taxi on Omen. She also found it strange that she would have a visitor before she was informed about it first from Bubbles down at the Rathskeller's Inn in Port Plunder. Frieda had quite a network of informants who kept her well abreast of the comings and goings of those who inquired about her or her mate Weldon. Old were the habits of a reformed pirate. Now that she was a Master Healer who had clinics all over Subeta and Atebus and who came into regular contact with civil and business leaders on both worlds on behalf of her medical work, she had even more incentive to keep vigilant.
Her concern was quickly diminished when the taxi's passenger disembarked. Frieda let out a squeal of delight, leaped from her desk chair and ran out of her office to great her guest.
She threw her paws around the young weasel-girl and gave her a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Wilhelmena VonWachter! What ever in the wide world are you doing here?"
Wilhelmena smiled curtly, returned Frieda's embrace briefly, but was all business. "Lady Frieda, I'm here on official..." She paused, withdrew several gold doubloons from her belt pouch and paid the taxi driver, who looked astonished, but made the 'mum's the word' sign when Wilhelmena scowled at him.
As soon as the taxi had driven off, Wilhelmena continued. "Let's me just say that I was contacted by your little cousins, Donner and Kitcher. It appears that some of the group they were employed with last spring is onto another caper and asked for them to join up in solving a mystery. Kitcher is yet again pregnant and Donner is either in prison or on a secret mission for the Subetan Central Government. I suspect the former. Poor Kitcher cannot leave her den right now and she has asked me to send you on this new mission in her place. Of course if you go, that means that a member of the Watcher Corps must accompany you. And naturally, that means me." She handed Frieda a note. "It seems that we are to report to somebody named Nutsy at Squirrly's Off-time Saloon in the Galactic Nexus. Are you up for it?"
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: and I are in.