What are some words or phrases you've conjured up? Could be from when you were a little kid, or now to substitute a swear word.

My most recent one is: Holy Jesus balls on a stick!

One from when I was a kid in place of Hershey Kiss: Burder

My newest word is "Drama Mama"

n. a female who is inclined to overly express her feelings over everything.

Ohyes. nods

For swear words, I always say them but never complete them.

Fuck/fuh, shit/shi, ass/ahh, bitch/bih, and it goes on.

Yeah, I fail. :P

Hmm... When I was little, I used the word 'sworly' to describe the taste of drinking orange after brushing your teeth. The last 'made up' one I used was 'Stab-able' 2 minutes ago, to describe Piers Morgan.

XD Stabable isn't a word? Oops...

I do that a lot when I'm around my parents XD

i call people asshats. I just think it's too funny. :(

I used to think "fantastical" was a fake word...I thought I so so brilliant...but I saw it in the dictionary one day.

Hitlerhands: verb-waving hands around like jazz hands, while spitting in a salivitory fashion

Lame, I know. |D My friends and I use that at school.

I use that, too XD

Aw, that must have been heartbreaking :(

I always liked the word twait. A mixture of twat and twit, perfect for describing everyone I disliked :D

I'm guilty of doing this.

My friends and I didn't know if there was a past tense for 'poop', so we say 'pap'.

Confuzzilation- The act of confuzzling (Confused + Puzzled)

Imaginate (The act of imagining)

Hyperspastic (To be hyperactive, but in a spastic way)

Dicknob (Insult)

Cum-dumpster (slut)

Cum-garage (see above)

Slunt (cunt + slut- used only in emergency insulting)

Poo-monger (generally used for my brother)

Umm I have more.

I really do. I will add more as I think of them (and most likely giggle inappropriately whilst typing them)

i don't know, is pollutive a word? 'cause then i made that up the other day, mm :c

"imma go out and be... pollutive! oh yes"

but if it really is a word, i'm gonna be sad. i should check dictionary.com ):

edit: awr, it's an actual word. too bad ):

Scaredeer - (n) - A device similar to a scarecrow, used to scare deer out of one's garden.

Assmuffin - (n) - An annoying person that pisses one off. Not as bad as a "dickmuffin". (note: one of my friends made up dickmuffin, so I cannot claim it as mine.)

Bitch-cookie-ify - (v) - To mess something up royally by involving a person of "easy virtue". Also see "using my sister-in-law to mess a plan up."

Bitch-cookie - (n) - a sister-in-law who is the "town bicycle" -- everyone's had a ride.

[edit] Thought of two more:

"Holy Duo Lon in a hair salon" -- Used in place of "Holy Hell" a lot. Refers to my in-joke with a friend that Duo Lon's hell would be a hair salon since he seems to like to keep his braid long.

"Holy Cheesburger hemoglobin!" -- Used in place of "Holy Shit". Based on an in-joke between myself and two girls in my sculpture class.

Prubbles - The combination of "problems" and "troubles."

Schlog - (Get your mind out of the gutter, you!) A slow jog.

Jerkface - A term for describing someone who has done something spiteful or rude.

Modest Mary, Antisocial Amy, etc. - A phrase for describing someone. You achieve such phrases by taking an adjective and then add a name to it (usually the same gender as the person being described) that begins with the same first letter.

The scarecrow gallops at noon! - A phrase to initate attack plan: FFFFfdaf;;; SNOWBALL FIGHT! hurls snow

I occasionally say "Christ on a cracker" which got into my head from a random icon I think... And once when I was just yelling for some reason I said "Christ on a cracker in the midnight sun." After I said that I was like, that makes no sense.XD

One of my dance teachers uses the phrase "East-Jesus nowhere", and it makes me laugh!XD

I don't get why 'schlog' could be interpreted in an 'inappropriate' way :P

I do make up words, and I use a lot of sounds, like . For example; me and my friends used to cycle to school everyday, and because we were chatting all the way we would kinda forget to watch the road. And then when I nearly crashed into my friend one time I shouted 'HABLA HABLA' once. That stuck and now we say it when we drop something, bump our toes etcetera xD

I used to use 'smuck' a whole lot. (i.e. "Holy smuck!" "What the smuck?") I also used to use 'muchly' a lot, till the beginning of this year. I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS AN ACTUAL WORD. D: It's hard not using it anymore xP

I also call jerk/idiot people 'smellyfaces'. It develops from the fact when I dislike when people do something, I don't say 'you suck' or 'you stink', I say 'you smell bad'. Therefore, that person is a smellyface.

I also say 'mon' a lot when I'm chatting on the net. It's just 'man' with a fake interweb Jamaican accent. :P I LIKE THE JAMAICAN ACCENT.

I'm amazing. =D

Fantabulous.

Or my personal favourite .."Sparkerella". I don't quite have a definition for it yet but I just call people sparkerella sometimes. Like as a joke.

Yeah.... lD

I came up with 'remorsels' - Food that you knew you shouldn't have eaten, but you ate anyway. :)