yeahso. My dad was driving around the other day, me in shotgun. He's in a little hurry, and we're at a stoplight. Stoplight turns green. There's a gas station on the corner, and a person is turning into the alternate entrance - causing us to stop right in the middle of the intersection when the light is green. My dad's all, "come on, move!" and then the guy turns. So then another guy in front of us wants to turn in the gas station too. My dad's all frustrated, and he's like, "oh, holy god!"

I thought it was SO funny. I mean, I've heard cow, crap, shit, cheese, and a whole lotta more oddities, but holy god? lul, I've never heard that one... maybe cause it's so obvious. Holy god. :P

Any strange curses/phrases that weirded you out heard recently? lulz.

XD. holy goD!!

It actually made me smile. xDD

I've heard many people use "holy god" :/ I myself use "holy hell"

The only one I've heard that was similar and messed up was from my sister. She ran out and into the car where I was already sitting during a huge downpour of rain and hail, and the second she got her door shut she yelled "Jesus mother of god"

...it took her a minute to figure out why I was laughing at her.

I use such colorful phrases like Mother of balls, Son of a mother, Fuck my mother, or just plain BALLS. Like, Oh balls, that sucked. :D

oops, sorry. wrong forum. that was weird.

xD

My friend didn't know whether to yell 'Oh my god!' or 'Crap!' So, she just combined the two. "Oh my crap!"

ROFL. I actually just lol'd really harp. XD

I say holy fudgemonkies sometimes, and once I think I said holy flipping crapskies! XD But the Jesus mother of God made me laugh sooo hard. XDD

I usually invent stuffc when I curse or get mad, like once I yelled idiumb. I wanted to say either idiot or dumb. :c

LOL. I say hilarious things, too. Like once I was playing Crash Team Racing with my sisters, and I was in Cortex's Castle, about to make a really big turn and win the race.

I was going really fast, when my sister bumped me out of the way with her kart, and I flew off the side of the turn I was making, into the deep abyss. But right when I went off the side I shouted SH--!!!

I was 12 at the time, and my sisters were so surprised that I cussed and laughed their heads off.

hah.

Once I said HOLY HELL.

My friends like, so is that purgatory or something?

Only a few. :P My manager always says "Se ve jodido" which means it looks fucked up.

There's also this kid in my BCIS class who always says things like "jeepers" or "oh my snickerdoodle". Always cracks me up. :)

well, mine doesn't have much to do with religious figures... lol.

but.

so i'm sitting in math class last year (ninth grade) and i was having some issues with this math question so i turned around to talk to my friend gord, who always finishes these questions in a mater of like four seconds.

me: hey gord. i can't get this question. him: -looks up from his book- what number?

so i show him the question, and i explain what i attempted to do to solve it. he tells me what i was doing wrong and why.

me: but i thought i had to multiply this to that!

and he just looks up at me and with the straightest face and goes,

"now that's just bull-honkey."

i laughed for the next week whenever he said it. i still laugh at it, actually.

I would be scared if I were you. Srry, i'm scared of angry/annoyed adults. ><

Sometimes, to avoid screaming JESUS CHRIST in front of my parents, I'll make up weird shit.

For example today. The wind was blowing rather fiercely, and it swung our camper door in a bunch of directions. I proceeded to shout the following:

Sweet Jesus balls on a stick!

XD

one of my friends says "jumping JESUS on a pogo stick" a lot when she's angry or frustrated. lul

I say "For the love of all that is Holy" and "Oh Cheesepuffs!". I hate cheesepuffs so maybe thats why it became a swear word to me.

My brother says "HOLY FRIED SHISHKABOB!" Hahaha. :D

One of my friends used to say "mother of pearl!" It amused me greatly, since it seems like something my grandmother might say!