Last night, my younger cousin came over (she's around 12-13) to go swimming. So we decided to go at night, and my brother came out with us.

Well, we were talking for a while, and somehow we got on the topic of skinny dipping. Out of nowhere, my brother gets out of the pool, rips his swim trunks off, and jumps back in.

He fucked around in the pool for a good five minutes before he gets out again.

Then he ran into the front yard.

Naturally, my cousin and I followed him to see what he was going to do.

He ran down the yard and danced in the street. Under a street light.

Buck-ass fucking naked.

Now, we're both already laughing our heads off. When he did a series of pelvic thrusts at my neighbors' houses, we almost peed our pants.

After he finished his dance, he went into the house, and came back out with his little cape and headband. He stood right next to the stop sign in my yard and waited for cars to show up. At least three of them stopped to see what the hell was going on XD

Out of the twelve or so cars that passed, only one of them had the nerve to shout 'PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!'

My cousin and I were literally on the ground laughing.

Any good 'Never laughed so hard' stories to share? XD

Oh wow I actually lol'd. That's amazing.

One time when we were playing 'Load Questions', a game where you have to write answers down to questions and guess who said what. Well, the question was, 'How has 9/11 impacted your life?' My cousin misunderstood the question and wrote 'Planes are big' He was dead serious about it, too. Oh my goodness it was super funny because it was so random. I couldn't breathe lol

XD Planes are big

How do you misunderstand that question? XD

Oh. My. God. ROFL! I'm laughing right now, but I'd be dying of laughter if I was actually there.

You have no idea how much more hilarious it was in person. I couldn't stand up straight for two hours because my ribs hurt so much XD

HAHAHA, that would seem SOO funny to experiance :P:P

HAHA! I wish I'd have been there! I so wish I'd also got the nerve to do that :D

Oh, God. xDDD I would of died if I saw that in person. xD

I personally think that just sounds annoying.. And it's gross that you watched.

It's not like I was staring at him.

If you think it's annoying, you obviously don't know good humor.

Ah, just reading fmylife.com in general. u_u I always laugh when I'm there.. one of my favorites:

"Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML"

Also on Friday, since we had a sub in history, we were watching Behind Enemy Lines.. and I commented on Burnett's long running sequences and how I could never do that. I suggested that I could probably accidentally fall down and roll down the same mountain he was running across and pick up enough speed to evade the enemy. :| Something about that set my friend off into hysterics, and just watching her made me laugh too.

You had to be there, I guess. }:

FML is the best story site ever! XD

Your story made me laugh XD

;D

I'm glad I could bring you some amusement.

It's not like I was staring at him.

If you think it's annoying, you obviously don't know good humor.

I have to agree with =/ It just doesn't sound funny. Just because she doesn't think it was amusing doesn't mean she doesn't know 'good humour'. People just have different tastes. That doesn’t give anyone the right to say they don’t have good humour.

Glad you had a fun time though =)

Sounds disgusting. Just because I've never been a fan of weeners. Other than that, sounds entertaining. :P

Oh God, you must have an amazing cousin. :'D

I would have peed, no question.

I have two stories, they're kind of related because they have to do with the same person.

One, I was hanging out with my two bffs after school when I realized I had my camera, so I ask them to get together for a picture. And automatically, they do this. Like it was rehearsed. I had a hard time taking the picture because I was laughing too hard. Like, two seconds later, I went in to take another picture, and one of them [the one not pointing] tied his shirt into a knot above his stomach and posed. I could not get a picture, I was too busy crying.

Second story, same guy, I asked him to draw himself holding Sunny D because he was saying he had 36oz of it and I was jealous. Like, two minutes later, he sends me this. I actually made it my desktop, it's still there. This guy, he is the best.

My mother showed me this story today about a scammer and a scam-baiter.

The baiter told the scammer that she was a nun from 'Holy Church of The Order of The Sacred Butterfly.' If he joins their church, he'll get a lot of money from her.

Hilarity ensues.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a guy with a butterfly on his face.

My brother just walked in the house naked like it was no big deal. XD They were able to put two and two together.

I saw that on your board XD I almost died laughing!