All over Luminaire. But it's worst today. I'm getting white pages and Cloudflare. Pages take forever to load - or never do. Forums are just terrible and the way they are working now, nothing can be done to stop or reload them - forever spinning load sign instead of the first post, and "making your post now"
Painfully slow at the moment, errors and lagggg all over the site!
This page isn’t working subeta.net is currently unable to handle this request. HTTP ERROR 503
I think the lagmonster has finally taken over :P
(seriously though, I hope whatever is causing this, won't be too complicated to sort out!)

Yeah it's pretty bad right now Unfortunately, however easy it might be to fix, the people fixing it are probably enjoying Christmas (as they have every right to), so I don't expect this to be fixed any time soon. Which is a shame, but... Well, totally understandable. I don't know if I want Bug or someone to drop everything on Christmas to come fix this place. I mean, I do, cause I don't care about Christmas and just want to play Subeta, but.... I can't expect them to.
If they do take the time, thank you so much! If not, well... There's always tomorrow.
Glad I saw this so I know it's not just me....I can't get my shop to load...oh well...shall try tomorrow...which will still be 'today' for Subeta...lol
Omg this is so painful. And it IS subeta not my devices since I have the same problem on every gadget...
I couldn't even access the site for a solid 15 minutes this morning. Now it's at least here, but I have to reload each page 2 or 3 times because of 504 errors.
Also, can't seem to pinpoint what actually seems to be the problem - HAs won't load, forums won't load, even account search is having trouble.
Everything is slow, and then the site goes down completely for minutes at a time. :c Hoping things improve soon.
Been extremely painful to try and load a single page. I get about 4 blank pages and it takes up to 5 minutes to find it showing anything (so I keep refreshing ...) Most avatars appear as broken and reloading them by hand is not doing anything.
Of course not long after I posted that the site was "slow but playable", I got hit with nothing but blank pages for over 2 hours. Glad it's back up now, but still painfully slow.
Error 504 Ray ID: 3d352a259df223fc • 2017-12-26 15:45:59 UTC Gateway time-out
You Browser Working
Ashburn Cloudflare Working
subeta.net Host Error What happened? The web server reported a gateway time-out error. What can I do? Please try again in a few minutes.
Edit here is another one ^_^.
Warning: shell_exec(): Unable to execute '/usr/bin/env curl -X POST -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -H 'Authorization: sdk-0038e60c-e69e-4832-a9fc-a3a60c06c093' -H 'User-Agent: PHPClient/2.3.0' -H 'Accept: application/json' -d '[{"user":{"key":"not-logged-in-yet"},"value":false,"kind":"feature","creationDate":1514303935000,"key":"switch-to-redis","default":false,"version":null,"prereqOf":null},{"user":{"key":"not-logged-in-yet"},"value":false,"kind":"feature","creationDate":1514303936000,"key":"switch-to-redis","default":false,"version":null,"prereqOf":null},{"user":{"key":"not-logged-in-yet"},"value":false,"kind":"feature","creationDate":1514303936000,"key":"switch-to-redis","default":false,"version":null,"prereqOf":null},{"user":{"key":"not-logged-in-yet"},"value":false,"kind":"feature","creationDate":1514303936000,"key":"switch-to-redis","default":false,"version":null,"prereqOf":null},{"user":{"key":"not-logged-in-yet"},"value":false,"kind":"feature","creationDate":1514303936000,"key":"database-read-replica"," in /var/app/current/vendor/launchdarkly/launchdarkly-php/src/LaunchDarkly/CurlEventPublisher.php on line 70
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same ❤.
Let's see if I can even post without getting a CloudFlare error... horrific lag, things aren't loading, errors every five seconds, not a happy camper.

I was happy yesterday worked. But whoa, today is scary bad. I am glad I opened my tree yesterday. I hope this is not a long lasting trend. I love Subeta. But, my patience is NOT forever lasting. Sigh.
WOW! Error messages all over the place. Makes it almost impossible to read or post in the forums.
Seems to be working perfectly now - thank you ❤️