savory dessert!

be able to walk through walls or double jump in real life?

Walk through walls, that sounds fun

Belly button piercing or tongue piercing?

Neither. Tho I'd be closer to get my belly button pierced.

Ask for help or figure it out yourself?

I usually do the former, then the latter in part. Sometimes the "obvious" part is omitted.

Synthetic insect killer, or a biologically selective insecticide?

Biologically selective i suppose, sounds better for the environment

Would you rather gain the skill of playing an instrument of your choice or a form of martial arts, no work required?

Learning instruments is easy for me, so: Martial arts. Krav Maga please.

Dye your hair or dye your clothes?

Dye my hair, it seems like less work than all of my clothes!

Would you rather swim with sharks or run with wolves?

I leave swimming with sharks to my daughter. Wolves are much better to me. lol

Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?

Speak, as I rambled before, words are the least expressive way to communicate.

Live without a phone, or without... electricity?

Without a phone!

Would you rather move to another country or stay where you are?

Stay where I am, tho a new house would be awesome.

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

I'm going with fur.

Would you rather go to Chicago or NYC for a trip?

Yech. Chicago?

Jet Ski or Kite Surf?

Kite surf...

Say "No" and be a jerk, or say "Yes" and shortchange yourself?

Say "No" as tactfully as possible, and if I'm pushed further, "No" again but this time quite clearly with no subtlety.

Know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?

Know the history of items, sounds like an ability of an undead character from Ultra Force.

Someone who considers meat a once in a while treat, or someone who eats their weight in meat per week?

; - ; i'm vegan

someone who eats meat once in a while as a treat.

Would you rather... Be unable to hide your emotions (ie on your face, in your reactions, etc.) or be unable to feel emotions

Be unable to hide your emotions. I'm not very good at this anyway, so I can deal with that much better than having no emotions at all.

Would you rather have dinner alone or watch a movie by yourself?

Both! lol Do it all the time. But if I have to choose, I think watch a movie.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a sailboat or an RV as your home?

Definitely an RV. I wouldn't mind if I had a decent amount of storage and kitchen space. It would be nice to pick a different place to park every day or so.

Would you rather always feel dirty no matter how much you showered or constantly congested?