Probably the sharks. I suck at running. Would you rather play the bassoon or play the oboe?

I would rather play the oboe, it seems easier to carry with me :D

What would you rather...have more time in life or have more money in your life?

Easy... more time! That way, I could do so much more exploring with hobbies and places.

Would you rather skateboard or roller blade?

Skateboard, if I could even stand on one!

Would you rather vomit every day but eat food normally or eat food through every hole in your face except your mouth but be immune to getting sick/vomiting/food poisoning etc. ?

Vomiting is so gross, uncomfortable and painful in my experience, so, I would rather have a probe in my nose and be immune to getting sick and sorts.

No phone but spend as much time with friends and family as i want.

Be attacked by a vampire bunny, or a toothless/clawless bear?

Haha lol uhmm I will take a no bite over a bite, so give me a hug big teddy bear!!! XD

What would you rather? Not been able to lie ever in your life and always tell the truth or when you lie your nose grows a little bit longer until you tell the truth?

Give me that growing nose option, I trust myself in telling the truth :3

Get my own food and slaughtering my animals. I like to earn my meal. Plus it makes me feel like I "had a long day" and thus eating is my reward. Back country style.

Would you rather date someone who treats you like you own the world but you're not really interested in them, you're just using them or date someone who is your dream s.o. but they aren't really interested in you, just using you?

I would rather be treaded like I own the world, I believe that the personallity eventually is someting that makes or breaks a person. What do I have on dating the most beautiful and greates douche? I would break up a relation with someone like that, as that has happend before to me :C Well not that he used me, still he was just a good looking douche

What would you rather? Have 21 years sentence in Guantanamo Bay or spend the rest of your life (say 70 years) on an island with never ever having physical contact with anyone anymore.

That is almost an impossible choice to make Well, I probably have hopes that there is a chance for me to leave the island alive (I will have that hope for probably a long time), but I think that I will not try to survive anymore at the point I got depressed and lost my mind So I would choose Guantanamo Bay for 21 years with the hopes I will not die in there or experience other really bad things ...

I think I'd rather have an extra sibiling... I'm a family person and, pleasing that so much, I think my connection with a sibiling would be as strong as a best friend connection.

Would you rather choose an endless supply of the books you want or of the TV shows/series/movies... you want?

Endless supply of books! My book collection is huge already, but less is never more!!

Would you rather change your eye colour or hair colour?

I already change my haircolour so now and then, because I like it :D and that is what I would prefer as well xD

To the beach, gotta gets my tan on!

Would you rather go out for a meal or to the cinema on a first date?

Go out for a meal, you can't really talk to the person at the cinema and the affection is hands on, that shouldn't happen on a first date IMO

Would you rather go the gym every day and forever be fit or never go to the gym and have free food delivered to your door but you will always be overweight?

id love to go to the gym everyday!!!!!!!!!! my mom delivers me food for free and i am overweight!!!!! id go to the gym if i could afford it!!!!!!!!!!

would you rather (HAVE TO) own and effectively take care of a lion cub, or a BEAR cub?

I would rather have a lion cub, they are like big cats, so maybe it is easier to work with them then with a bear :D

What would you rather?

Life in a very hot desert or life on a very cold place on the north pole?

They both do not sound very comfortable places to be xD but I think my chances of survival is bigger in a very hot desert. So, life in a very hot desert is what I would choose!

Honeybees, any day! So much nicer and in decline :(

Would you rather eat ice-cream until you got agonising brain freeze or chillies until your mouth was on fire?