a pet dragon!

uproot fresh vegetables or pick berries?

Pick berries~

Never be able to listen to your favorite artist, but have full access to everyone else; or only be able to listen to your favorite artist, but nobody else.

never be able to listen to your favorite, unless that would count as multiple favorites?! xD

be a dentist or an optometrist?

Optometrist.

Herpetologist or Entomologist?

Snakes...silky serpents!!!

Freedom of choice, or freedom from choice?

Freedom of

Socialist or Green?

Socialist! Never eat again or never drink again?

Either will kill you! But if I had to choose, never eat.

Perform in a Broadway play or play an instrument in an Orchestra in Carnegie Hall?

Play southpaw'd for the Hall patrons.

Live humbly, or die proud?

Live humbly.

Live in a tree house or live in and underground home?

tree house!

take a leisurely train trip or sail on calm waters?

Train trip!

Would you rather mountain climb or deep sea dive?

Mountain climb.

Would you rather ride an elephant or pet a lion?

Ride an elephant, though

Build your dream car, or just buy it?

Buy it!

Would you rather live in the tropics or in the arctic?

Arctic, I'm tired of living in a desert...and no woman would follow me there.

An imaginary relationship with a fictitious character, or an equally imaginary relationship with a fake person?

Definitely the first.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your home or an RV as your home?

RV! I'm not a fan of large bodies of water :)

Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet phoenix?

Hmm. A phoenix!

Be a world class chef or a famous athlete?

World Class chef. :)

Astronaut or Astrophysicist?