horse sized duck

iced coffee or hot coffee?

Hot kofye...

Learn to do it yourself, or pay a professional to do it?

Eww. Don't like either, but I guess hot. :)

Would you rather be transported permanently 500 years into the future or 500 years into the past?

Future. I'd be inclined to say past for the intrigue, but given how much of this summer I've spent without functioning A/C...

Never be allowed to go outside or inside?

never be allowed outside, i'll just be spongebob from the episode where he develops agoraphobia

coke or pepsi?

Pepsi!

Would you rather be incredibly funny or incredibly smart?

incredibly funny tbh

would you rather play only video games or only tabletop games for the rest of your life?

Chess by mail, the choice pick of an isolated introvert like me. I did that for twenty years...

Escape from planet Earth, or dig in deeper?

See other planets if that was an option...

Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?

Wizard hands down.

Would you rather be able to control fire or water?

Fire!

Would you rather be happy and content but not achieve much or never be satisfied but achieve a lot?

I'm happy with my pedestrian achievements, whatever I deny them being.

Date a guy who collect dolls, or one who despises children?

I could deal with dolls... unless they're really creepy.

Live in a little house on a beautiful beach or a nice apartment in New York City?

House on the beach, definitely.

Spend $5,000 on traveling or on a physical item like a TV?

traveling for sure!

own a very nice looking house or a very humongous mansion?

a very nice looking house. :) A mansion sounds like work. I don't have a need for all that space

Would you rather be able to change your eye color or your height? (on command)

Eye color.

Would you rather watch a comedy movie or a horror movie?

Comedy definitely.

Would you rather be a youtuber or get paid to watch youtube all day?

Get paid to watch youtube all day, im too nervous to make videos!

Would you rather have a dog sized horse or a horse sized dog?

A dog sized horse

Would you rather eat a sweet dinner or a savoury dessert?