Granted. Everything is peace and harmony. They're no longer fighting, which means that they can't ignore you between fights. However, they're getting along so well that they end up ignoring you anyway.

I wish that the food would cook itself.

It then mutates into an angry sword-wielding mutant food, and self destructs in your face.

I wish I lived on a rainbow. :(

Granted, but its a lot like the rainbow on Mario Kart Rainbow Road and you just keep falling off because of the random twists and turns. Eventually it seems like you're just stuck in a sucky loop of finally getting comfortable on your rainbow and plummeting back down to earth.

I wish that a car would fall out of the sky for my driving purposes.

Well that's just mean ;)

Granted, but the car falls, you're standing there next to it with tears of joy. It then implodes and destroys the earth.

I wish that I had endless amounts of cheese.

granted but it all spoils before you can use it.

I wish I had a house in the forest

NOOOO NOT MY CHEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

& Grants! But a strange mutant child live in the basement and eats your cockatoos, which makes you go on a frenzy, and the mutant grows tentacles and keeps you as a pet.

I wish I was a punk rocker, with flowers in my haiiirrr XD

haha that would suck! Granted but the mutant child eats your flower.

I wish I could go on a trip around the world

Granted- but the only reason why you are doing that is to get away from the police who catch you eventually...

I wish I was a Werewolf.:P

Granted. However, there's this little thing called silver...

I wish I could become invisible at will.

Granted. When you first turn invisible, something goes wrong and you stay invisible forever.

I wish that I could have some carrot cake.

Granted, but it's a piece of carrot cake that has been made by the worst baker in the world.

I wish that the toothpastey taste in my mouth wasn't making my yogurt taste nasty.

Granted. It tastes good, but makes you feel sick.

I wish I were at an anime convention with my friends. ^_^ ❤

Granted, but you don't have any money to do anything.

I wish I could write something.

granted but you won't like what you write

I wish it'll snow tonight

Granted, but the sun comes out before you wake up and melts it.

I wish my friend would feel better.

Granted, but then you get sick instead.

I wish I could meet Lloyd from Legend of Dragoon.

Granted. You meet him, but he suddenly thinks you are an enemy and challenges you.

I wish it would snow on December 25th.

Granted, but it snows so much that you're snowed into your house for weeks with no way to do anything.

I wish that I was actually happy here.

Granted. You're so happy, you get to sit in a corner with a straight jacket on, grinning and giggling.

I wish I had the Fierce Deity's Mask from Majora's Mask.

Granted, but it gets stuck to your face.

I wish I had some goat cheese.