Granted, but for some reason it tastes like pepperjack.

I wish the cops across the hall weren't so loud.

wish granted, but turns out they're now dead and you're blamed for the murder. fun!

i wish i had a dalmatian.

wish granted, but someone steals it.

i wish i could talk to animals.

Wish granted, but the animal couldn't talk to you.

I wish I can see the future.

Wish granted, but you see yourself dying in two days, go insane and well. die.

I wish I could ride horses.

Wish granted, but as you rode, you fell off the horse a second later </3

I wish I am a gorgon.

Granted, but your hair starts to eat you. D:

I wish I had another eggnog cupcake.

Granted, but it's 10 years old and stale. ew...

I wish my cat loved me! D;

granted, but it loves you so much it turns you into a scratching post.

i wish i didn't have school next week ><

Granted, but you don't get to do anything fun anyway.

I wish my friends weren't stupid with relationships.

granted, but then you get to listen to them complain about being single

i wish i could live anywhere in the world i wanted

Granted, but no matter where you are, you always have the currency of a different country and are unable to exchange it.

I wish I had money for gas.

Granted, but then you have no place to go after you get it.

I wish I knew what to do. A traumatizing experience happened today....well..for my boyfriend, but now I am traumatized as well.

Granted. You suddenly know exactly what to do. But then you trip, hit your head, and forget again.

I wish my landlord would move me into one of his other buildings that isn't so ghetto

Your wish is granted but that building is destroyed in a fire, killing you and destroying your belongings.

I wish the fifth Game of Thrones book was out and I was reading it.

Wish granted, but as soon as you read the title, a massive storm appears and Santa falls in your house and Rudoplh eats you.

I wish my fioncé could cook. (Note I'm not allergic to anything and enjoy all types of food.)

Wish granted but your fiance is such an epic cook, you ate EVERYTHING he made and you became fat.

I wish I'm royal.

;

Wish granted, but the entire world is blown up just as you become queen and you're the only person alive, buuuuttt, as good as it seems being able to have everything you want, e only thing left is a single blade of grass and a caterpillar that ate it.

Whoops!

I wish I had some nice, fresh, warm fully cooked, normal burger king.

You forget to make a wish

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you run into a hobo who beats you up and steals it from you.

I wish that I could get a job.